RAGE #122
Tag Team Match/Rankings!
Bobbie Jay & Darren Smith vs. Taylor Hamilton & Brandon Marks

Urban Assault, consisting of Bobbie Jay and Darren Smith stand in one corner whilst the Candy-Muffin-Connection, consisting of Brandon Marks and Taylor Hamilton.. stand in the opposite corner.

Trunks: "So you reckon Taylor and Brandon are English?"

Joey Kewl: "Uhhh.. Don't think so, Trunks."

Trunks: "Well there Team name does remind me of English Muffins."

Bobbie Jay and Taylor Hamilton will start the contest, with both their partners climbing out too the edge of the ring apron.

Joey Kewl: "So Taylor and Brandon are both High-flying wrestlers, in that lightweight category. Whilst Bobbie Jay and Darren Smith represent a mixture represent a mixture of brawling and high flying styles."

Jay and Taylor charges into the middle- OH! CLOTHESLINE TOO TAYLOR!!! Bobbie knocked him down instantly!! BJ rips him off the mat, and tosses him toward the nearest turnbuckle... BODY BLOWS TO THE GUT! BJ drives right hands into Taylor's ribs, wearing the 19 year old down. BJ drives a knee up into his gut, and irish whips Taylor across to the opposite turnbuckle. Taylor lands back-first in the corner... and gets nailed by a running STINGERRR SPLASHH!!! Bobbie lands back on his feet and raises up his arms... Taylor staggers out the corner, and Bobbie gathers him up easily... Bobbie Jay turns... and nails a BODY SLAM into the centre of the mat! Bobbie Jay hooks over Taylor's leg...

ONE!

TW- Marks kicks BJ in the ribs too break it up. Brandon scrambles back to his corner and Darren Smith makes a 'gun' taunt.. telling Brandon he's a "Sorry white foo'!" ...

Trunks: "REPRESENT!"

Joey Kewl: "..."

Bobbie glares at Brandon... and grabs Taylor by a clump of his hair, lifting him up too his feet. Bobbie Jay clubs down hard on Taylors back twice, then grabs his head with both hands.. and DRIVES him into the turnbuckle! Bobbie tags in Darren, who climbs in and grabs Taylors right wrist, dragging him into the centre of the ring... and whipping him too the ropes! Hamilton bounces off the ropes and runs into a BIIIGGGG Back Drop!!! Smith runs forward to the ropes, bouncing off them... as Taylor climbs back up... Smith goes for the FLYING LARIAT! TAYLOR DODGES!! Smith climbs back up too his feet.. and BAM! Stomp to the gut........... STANDING DROPKICK TO THE TOP OF THE HEAD!!! Hamilton climbs back up..and tags in Brandon Marks!

Joey Kewl: "Finally Taylor gets himself a breather, he's been on the end of some punishing offence so far."

Marks leaps up onto the turnbuckle athletically.......... TOP ROPE LEG DROP LANDS FLUSH ON SMITH! THE PIN!. ONE!.......... TWO! Shoulder up!!! Marks climbs too his feet, and grabs Smith, lifting him too his feet too... KNIFE EDGE CHOP!... CHOP!.... CHOP!... CHOP!....... CHOP!!!!............ CHOP!!!!! Smith staggers back into the ropes, clutching his chest painfully. Bobbie Jay calls for DQ on account of racism by Marks, but Jizzmopper ignores his pleas. Marks stomps on Darrens gut, and irish whips him across the ring.... Marks waits in the centre as Smith bounces off the ropes... Smith dives down! FOOTBALL TACKLE ON MARKS! DRIVING HIM INTO THE CANVAS!!! Smith slowly climbs up too his feet, shouting obsenities at Brandon and getting all fired up. Smith grabs Brandons head and drags him too his feet... Smith gives Brandon and big right hand to the jaw, knocking Marks back. Smith shoves Brandon in the chest, before grabbing his wrist and whipping him toward the corner- NO! Marks held onto Brandons arm... and REVERSES THE WHIP! Smith charges toward the empty turnbuckle, but puts on the brakes!!!!!.......... turning round and- SUPER KICK!!! BRANDON NAILS A SUPER KICK!!

Joey Kewl: "OH!!"

Trunks: "WHATS A BRUTHA' TOO DO?!"

Joey Kewl: "FROM OUTTA NOWHERE, TRUNKS!"

Marks collapses too his knees and covers SMITH!

ONE!!

TWO!!

.. BOBBIE JAY NAILS A BIG SPLASH ON THE BACK OF BRANDONS HEAD!!!

Trunks: "Innovative!"

Joey Kewl: "Uh!... Yeah?"

Suddenly Taylor Hamilton flys off the turnbuckle as Bobbie climbs too his feet.. MISSILE DROP KICK TO THE CHEST OF BJ! Bobbie flys back into the ropes at speed... Taylor slowly climbs back too his feet, and grabs Brandons arm, pulling his partner up too his feet. Brandon and Taylor grab each others arms as Bobbie Jay scrambles up..... DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Taking down Bobbie Jay! Taylor and Brandon turn round and both pick up Darren Smith... And whip him hard too the ropes. Smith bounces off the ropes... DUCKING UNDER THE CLOTHESLINE! Smith continues on to the opposite ropes... He LEAPS UP.... SPRINGBOARD OFF THE TOP ROPE......... 360 CORKSCREW MOONSAULT ON TO THE CANDY-MUFFIN-CONNECTION!!!

Trunks: "LOL!"

The crowd are whipped into a frenzy by this fast paced action. Smith climbs up too his feet and shouts too Bobbie Jay, asking him too "help a brutha out".... Bobbie Jay is almost up too his feet, and he and Smith grab Taylor Hamilton and lift him too his feet, tossing him through the ropes too the outside! Theres been so much intereference by both teams that the referee is actually allowing this! In total disarray here! Smith grabs Marks head and lifts him up too his feet... whipping him into Bobbie Jay who catches him on his back.. and SAMOAN DROP!!! Smith grabs his leg, and pulls him into the centre of the ring... HOOK OF THE LEG!

ONE!

TWO!

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THR- KICK OUTT!!! Taylor Hamilton starts climbing the turnbuckle, unbeknownst too the Urban Assault who are both starting too pick Brandon back up again. Hamilton shouts at them capturing their attention... Both men look round... and Hamilton LEAPS OFF! CROSS-BODY.................. CAUGHT BY URBAN ASSAULT!

Trunks: "Ahhh!!"

Hamtilton has his feet wrapped round BJs head though! Headscissors TAKEROVER ON BOBBIE JAY! Smith is stunned, and Hamilton keeps his left arm hooked round Darren's neck too pull him down for a FRONT-FACE DDT!!!

Joey Kewl: "Awesome stuff by Taylor Hamilton!!"

Bobbie, Taylor and Smith all start climbing too their feet... Hamilton rushes too Bobbie, kick to the gut... going for a Stunner- NO! BOBBIE JAY PUSHES HIM AWAY.. TOWARD SMITH!... But Taylor STOMPS ON SMITHS GUT!....... STUNNER!!!

Joey Kewl: "HAMILTON HITS THE 'MUGGER'..!!!"

Hamilton climbs back too his feet, and turns round into a THUNDEROUS BIG BOOT TOO THE FACE!!!! Bobbie Jay knocked him too the floor in mili-seconds!! Brandon Marks gets up.. and is caught up by Bobbie Jay... and gets him on his back for a Torture Rack!!.... After 3/4 seconds... Bobbie pops him up in the air......... BACKBREAKER!!

Trunks: "DAAAYUM!!"

Joey Kewl: "THE.. UH.... 'KRACKA KILLA'.......!!"

Trunks: "High Impact finisher!!"

Bobbie quickly covers Brandon... ONE!... TWO!.... THREEEEE!!!

Bink: "LLLLLLLLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN... YOUR WINNERSSS BY PINFALLL!!... DARREN SMITH AND BOBBIE JAYYY... THE URBAN ASSAULT!!"

"Rock Star" by R. Kelly starts playing across the PA System... Darren Smith rubs his jaw as he climbs too his feet... Bobbie punches his chest, getting fired up and playing too the crowd as we fade too black.