In the ring stands Ace Hart, readying for his next match with Tony Rich, who's posing on the corner. Ace rolls his eyes, as Tony hops down and gets the run down from the ref- but Tony's more interested in a girl ringside.

Trunks Kenni: "Definately reminding me of Damien Collins, Joe."

Joey Kewl: "Yeah but Tony Rich shows up."

Trunks Kenni: "Ouch."

The ref wants them to shake, and Tony offers his hand. Ace just applied a headlock, and wrenches it- as they spin around, and Ace backs up into a corner, holding onto Tony. Tony reels, and then shoves Ace hart off, and smiles as he follows, but Ace stops dead and nails a back elbow, and then into the gut, as Tony doubles and Ace spins for a DDT- Tony takes his legs out form under him and then BAM, legdrop to the groin. Ace got caught, and now Tony's up and lifts him up and goes for a Fisherman's.... Ace roll shim up- ONE! TWO! NO! Tony kicks and rolls out of the ring.

Joey Kewl: "This seems to be a much different Ace from My Bloody Valentine."

Ace flies over the canvas, and baseball slides into Rich! Rich bounces into the railing, and Ace comes at him clubbing. The girls in the audience wail, and throw lipstick at Ace, who bats it away. Rich hits a low blow.

Joey Kewl: "And since it's on the outside, it's okay!"

Trunks Kenni: "This place has weird ass rules. Maybe one day we should post them."

Ace doubles over, and Rich rakes the eyes, and then goes for a bulldog. He hits it, and Ace goes down on the mat. Tony then gets on the apron, and heads to the opposite side- and then runs as Ace pushes up, jumping and leaping into a corckscrew splash, as both men crash into the mat and railing!

Joey Kewl: "We got two guys, dead on arrival, Trunks!"

Tony is up first, leaning against the rail, as he sizes Ace up. Ace crawls up the post, and gets a stiff boot to the face, knocking him back.

Joey Kewl: "One thing about the rules, how come some matches have count outs and some don't?"

Trunks Kenni: "Yeah definately need to post the differences."

Ace comes up and Tony goes for a hurricanrana... but Ace catches him in a pendulum backbreaker! OHHH! Tony collapses, and Ace plucks him up and rolls him into the ring. Tony's only part in and he careens a shin into Ace's chin! Ace backs away, and Tony stands up, leaping over the top in a suicide splash that takes him and Ace both out again!! Tony pushes up, and sees a girl ringside, and leans over the post talking to her. Ace takes him by the tights and head, spinning him around and into the ringpost! Then, into the ring, as Ace slides in and puts his feet up on the ropes for the pin- ONE! TWO! NO! Tony slides to his side, taking Ace with him and hooks a leg- ONE! TWO! THREE! The bell rings as Gym Class Heroes bellows over the public address!