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The fans ERUPT as Edgecrusher hits and Cross makes his way out from behind the curtain with the W2K FTW title wrapped around his waist. Lola is walking by his side as the two make their way down the ramp to a big ovation. Way bigger than any face turns NED ever did, that's fo shizzle. Cross and Lola make their way down ringside and up onto the apron. Cross sits on the middle rope and lifts up the top with his shoulder as Lola climbs in, blatantly putting her face in his crotch.

Trunks: DID YOU FREAKING SEE WHAT SHE DID!

Joey: Yeah...I was right here.

Trunks: Cross must be swinging big things cause he gets all the chicks dang it!

Cross lightly pounds on his heart with his palm ala Shane Douglas before he steps over the top rope into the ring where Lola struts over and hands him a microphone. Edgecrusher cuts off.

Cross: So...Here I am. FTW title. Fiiiiiiine ass Lola by my side, and the TX are running scared. But, that chickenshit coward NED had my eGold spot terminated.

The fans boo, really loud.

Cross: Yeah, it's bullshit right? He couldn't one up me on fair ground so as usual he takes the low road, that's fine. I understand, and really, I came out on top anyways when I forced my way back into the eGold hall of fame.

Cross pulls a can of spraypaint out of his inside coat pocket and shakes it next to the mic so everyone can hear the rattling.

Cross: Was it wrong to defile the hall of fame wall of eGold inductees? Probably, but all I painted was my own picture that can easily be taken down. What was really wrong was for Dangerously to rape the eGold of my plaque. It was earned whether he likes to admit it or not.

Cross drops the spraypaint.

Cross: He can have The Jerm do his bidding, I don't care. But until he finds a way to brainwash everyone who's ever watched W2K. He'll never stop me or destroy what I've made. But they try to turn it around and put up bogus polls asking the people if I was wrong in winning these mind games and playing Nic like the puppet he is. They put up these polls where the only people who agree with his screwed up opinion are people on his bandwagon. But all the people know better. They say this title is a mockery of NED's legacy, any maybe it is, and maybe it means something more. Maybe it means I'm just giving the people something to believe in, and maybe it means this should be the real title. The reason why I did this and everyone embraced it? It's simple. Because everytime I wrestle I defend W2K's legacy. With every promo posted it's an example of the spirit behind the W2K name. Call me the three thousand time champion or call me the one time champion, either way. I've defended the W2K image more than Dangerously ever dreamed about doing. But what everyone wants to see is me beating him for the belt. And the only way for me to get that shot without Hamid here is to win the Anarchy Rumble.

The fans cheer big. It's obvious they want him to win and get revenge.

Cross: The Jerm wasn't even going to let me in the Rumble.

Big boos.

Cross: So what happened? I caught The Jerm trying to make new friends in Scott Addams. Then I did what I always do and I made things happen. I took Addams out of commission and with that, I took over his spot in the Anarchy rumble. Everybody's been wondering...What number do I have? Well let me say this. It doesn't matter what number I have because at the end of the night I will be the one heading to Palooza to destroy Dangerously. Just like Dante plans to do tonight. Which brings me to my next subject. Since they have their polls up on W2K dot come, how about I make a live poll right here tonight?

The fans cheer.

Joey: What's he talking about?

Trunks: I'm not sure but it can't be good!

Cross: Tonight for every fan that marches into The Jerm's office and demands I be put back in eGold, you get a free beer and a free hot dog from the consession stands!

Trunks: THAT'S NOT A POLL AT ALL!! THAT'S BRIBERY TO GET WHAT HE WANTS!

Joey: LOOK AT THE PEOPLE FLOODING OUTTA HERE!

Cross: And for all you NED lovers you guys get a free TX lunch date.

Serenity leaves.

Joey: BURN!!

Trunks: This isn't right! Someone needs to warn McMillion!

Joey: So then go do it?

Trunks: Oh...I meant someone else.

Cross: It's good to be the champ.

And on cue, Johnny Legend strolls out onto the ramp.

Johnny Legend: "Sure Cross... You may be a Champion... the PEOPLE's Champion. The CHUMPS Champion. These fans... They don't understand real talent. All they get is some big freak stood in the ring, mouthing off twenty-four seven and telling them that he's basically their friend. Pfft..."

Legend strolls very slowly around the rampway, not getting any closer too Cross who stands in the ring.

Johnny Legend: "I don't need too suck up too this crowd, Cross. I've got the talent to get ahead in this business without having too appeal too the emotions of a few stupid drunks in the audience."

Cross: Those drunks are the only ones believing you put on a decent match. Johnny!

Johnny Legend: "I know you want too get your hands on me, Cross. I know you wanna tear the BIG J-L up... Beat me down. But you ain't gonna, Cross... It's not gonna happen, i'm always gonna be one step ahead cause whether you like too believe it or not, i'm cleverer than you..."

LOLz0r!

Johnny Legend: "I will duck and dodge you for aslong as it takes. Because I know I did the right thing at New Years Resolutions... Handing Dangrously the W2K Championship. Because YOU, Cross... Simply ain't Championship material."

Johnny smirks, shrugging a little as he backs off slowly up the rampway...

Cross: First of moron...Cleaverer isn't even a word. Second of all.

Cross quickly climbs out of the ring and runs full speed up the rampway as JL's eyes bug out and he runs for the back. Cross drops the mic as Lola comes up as Cross escorts her with his arm as Edgecrusher hits on his way to the back.