We open up backstage to see The Freaks Cross and Ryan Cain sitting behind a big desk with a white banner draped over the front with crayon scribbling reading “CANDY AND MUFFIN BAKE SALE�?/FONT> Hernandez is laying on the ground next to Cross�?feet with a cat mask covering his face.
Cross: "Man…I feel so fucking gay right now."
Ryan: "Well…You didn’t have to wear a pink apron."
Cross: "IT’S ALL YOUR STUPID LITTLE SISTER HAD LEFT ALRIGHT!?"
Ryan: "OKAY FOCK!"
“I always knew you were a little fruity.�?/FONT>
The Freaks stop their fighting and the camera pans over to see Dante Cross and Latino Diablo.
Dante: "Nice…bake sale? Dude…There better be some you know what in these muffins or me and you ain’t going out no more big guy."
Cross: "Shut it."
Latino Diablo: "Look at the little hada’s."
Dante: "Dude…If Cross knew what that meant he might kill you."
Latino Diablo: "¿Usted significa el trabajo que lleva el delantal rosa?"
Dante: "You’re so lucky he dropped out of those night Spanish classes. Hey, we gotta run boys. Oh and Cross…maybe you SHOULD lay off the sauce bro."
Cross: "Yeah good seeing you guys."
They start to walk off.
Cross: "HEY DIABLO."
Latino turns around as Cross throws him a muffin.
Cross: "Enjoy."
Ryan: "What the hell was that masked focker saying?"
Cross: "Calling us fags in pink aprons. We’ll see who’s laughing last when he’s shitting all over Dante’s locker room. Fuckin�?hoto! This is San Antonio everybody knows Spanish!"
“Hey aren’t these the guys we’re fighting tonight?�?/FONT>
The camera pans over and sees Taylor Hamilton and Brandon Marks standing in front of the stand.
Ryan: "Um…No."
Taylor: "You sure look like the big guy that beat me up a few weeks ago."
Ryan whispers to Cross.
Ryan: "Dood are you sure they’re stupid enough for this?"
Cross: "Trust me."
Cross says while looking back with a sly smile on his face.
Ryan: "That’s because we won a W2K look-alike contest, and we’re here to sell Candy and Muffins to the wrestlers to help uh, poor kids."
Cross: "Cause who doesn’t like candy and muffins right?"
Taylor and Brandon look at each other and nod while smiling.
Brandon: "Well, we just happen to be the Candy and Muffin connection. So of course we’ll need to buy a lot of your baked goody goodness."
Cross: "I tell you what. Since you guys are the first customers. Buy one get one free!"
Taylor: "DEAL!"
Both teams look away from each other.
All Four Guys: "Suuuuccckkkeerrrss."
The CMC turn back around all giddy and proud of themselves and pay for their muffins.
Brandon: "Thank you much!"
Brandon and Taylor turn around and walk off before looking back at Herny who raises his head covered in the cat mask. They both devour a muffin each while looking back and forth from each other to the dog while chewing.
Taylor: "Real Freaks look a-likes would’ve had a dog not a cat."
Brandon: "Idiots."
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