Con: NO MOVE!!

Con jumps out of the way pulling Rot with him as BBK and Palsied come crashing into the soda machine inside a shopping cart. Palsied goes flying out and lands on top of the machine as BBK seems to be stuck like Chris Farley in David Spade’s jacket.

Rot: Heh. Check it out.  FAAATTT GUUUYYY IN LIIITTTLLLEEE CAAARRRTTT.

Rot sings a little tune as Palsied falls off the soda machine, Con just chuckles.

Con: Alright guys, we need to get serious. You know Rot those tag belts are going to waste with the TX.

Rot: Yeah I’ve thought about that. I mean it’s obvious we can beat any tag team around here.

Enter that portion of the segment where you said the wrong thing at the wrong time. The camera pans over behind Rot showing Cross towering over him. BBK points behind Rot frantically.

Rot: What the Hell’s your problem?! I think we can get those belts no problem. I mean who’s gonna get in our way? Urban Assault? Pfft, please. We’re the best team here!

Cross puts his big hand on Rot’s shoulder. Rot slowly turns around and scans alllllllll the way up to Cross�?face.

Cross: Is that a fact?!

Rot: Heh…Hey there big guy.

Cross: Best team here? Nobody can stop you? You know Rot you just gave me the perfect idea. I just found a loophole to beat NED senseless twice. Win Anarchy AND get a tag title shot.

Rot: You know what…You gotta get through us first.

Cross: Well if you can survive long enough tonight I might just do that.

Cross walks passed, bumping shoulders with Rot on his way out as SoD just stare off at him.