Bink: "...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE FOLLOWING MATCH IS FOR ONE FALLLL.. AND IS FOR THE W-2-K TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!"

Dangerously and Kinsley stand in one corner.. laced in Title belts as 2/3 of the Texan Connection. Bobbie Jay and Darren Smith stand in the opposite corner..

Bink: "FIRST... THE CHALLENGERS......... BOBBIE JAY AND DARREN SMITH....... THE URRRRRRRRBAN ASSAULT!"

A few whoops and cheers for the crowd.

Bink: "...AAAAAAAAAND THEIR OPPONENTS!... HOLDING THE HIGH-RISK CHAMPIONSHIP AND ALSO THE W2K CHAMPIONSHIP........ AND CURRENTLY THE W-2-K TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSSS!!!............ NIC E DANGEROUSLY AND SEF KINSLEY.................... THE TEXAAAAAAN CONNECTIONNNN!!"

Great reaction from the crowd for these two Popular Texans, despite their less than 'crowd pleasing' actions in the past few weeks.

Joey Kewl: "Sooo Tag Title on the line here as Urban Assault get their first shot at the gold. They actually lost too Johnny Legend and Sef Kinsley last week, Trunks, but that was a little dubious since there was so much illegality in the contest. They didnt keep to the apron for too long, basically."

Trunks: "It does help liven things up."

The Referee shows off both Tag Title belts too the crowd, and then is given the W2K and High Risk belts by TX, before he hands them too Binkle outside the ring. Suddenly both teams CLASH IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!..

Joey Kewl: "ARGH! MORE CHAOS!"

The referee is clueless, he isnt sure how too react as Kinsley and Smith start exchanging big right hands... and Dangerously wrestles Bobbie Jay to the mat! The referee shrugs, keeping an eye on the action and deciding that aslong as nobody interferes, he may aswell just act like this one is a 'Tornado' Tag match.

Dangerously pulls BJ too his feet, and nails him with a stiff right hand to the jaw, knocking him back into the turnbuckle. A couple of fast right hands to the gut knocks the wind out of Bobbie Jay... NED is drawn by a big thud behind him as Kinsley drops Darren Smith with a thunderous DROP KICK!! Kinsley and Dangerously begin too team up, grabbing both of BJ's arms and whipping him speedily across the ring, and hard into the opposite turnbuckle. Bobbie lands spine-first and shudders in pain... and TX follow up with a massive CLOTHESLINE!!

Trunks: "Great start by Texx Connexx!"

Kinsley dusts his hands, grinning, before grabbing Smith by the head and ripping him off the mat... Kinsley drives a knee up into his gut, and then throws him down into Dangerouslys... he puts Smiths head between his legs, and lifts him up for a Powerbomb! Smith sits on Dangerouslys shoulders... ready to be driven into the mat... when suddenly Smith starts driving a couple of right hands into Dangerously's face... CHOP BLOCK BY BOBBIE JAY! And NED drops too his knees... Kinsley goes too grab Smith from behind when suddenly Bobbie Jay catches him with a SPPPEAARRR TO THE RIBS! DRIVING KINSLEY INTO THE MAT!! Smith climbs off Dangerouslys shoulders, giving him a swift forearm to the face, before running back toward the ropes, bouncing off them... and running toward Dangerously whos still on his knees... Dangerously suddenly bursts onto his feet, and drives a fist down into SMITHS GUT!...DARREN FLIPS OVER THEATRICALLY IN MID AIR AND LANDS ON HIS BACK!

Joey Kewl: "Acrobatics by one-half of Urban Assault!"Trunks: "LOLZ0RZ!"

Bobbie Jay finishes laying the smackdown on Kinsley, and rises too his feet, only to be clubbed hard in the back of the head by Dangerously! Bobbie staggers forward and suddenly Dangerously spins him round, clutching BJs wris and twisitng round his arm round once... then AGAIN angrily!.... ARM WRENCH BY NED! Bobbie screams out a little, dropping too his knees... Kinsley sits up a little, clutching his ribs... Dangerously puts Bobbie Jay into a Hammerlock and forces him up to a vertical position again on his feet.. Dangerously puts Bobbie infront of Kinsley... who winds up for the SUPERKICK!.. BOBBIE DUCKS!........ AND SO DOES DANGEROUSLY!

Trunks: "Phhhhhew!"

Joey Kewl: "Kinsley almost catching his own partner there!"

Kinsley runs off the ropes quickly, hoping to catch Bobbie Jay off guard... Kinsley bounces off those ropes, and races toward Bobbie Jay.... OH!.. SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK FROM DARREN SMITH CATCHES KINSLEY IN THE SIDE OF THE STOMACH!

Joey Kewl: "Smith came from NOWHERE THEN!"

Smith and Bobbie Jay both kick Dangerously hard in the gut.... They line up for a punch.. Oh! A double slap from the two! As if they were Pimps showing their Hookers who was boss... Dangerously shakes his head, looking perplexed by that, before both men hook up his head and nail a stunning DDT! URBAN ASSAULT HOOK OVER EACH OF DANGEROUSLYS LEGS!

ONE!

TWO- Shoulder up!!

BJ and Smith look agonisingly at the crowd as Dangerously kicks out of that one. They climb to their feet... DOUBLE KNIFE EDGE CHOP ON THE ONRUSHING KINSLEY!... AND AGAIN! Kinsley is driven back into the ropes... they both go a Clothesline- BUT KINSLEY DUCKS UNDER THEM! Sef runs toward the opposite ropes, and Urban Assault rush into the cente of the ring. Kinsley bounces off the ropes and runns straight into a DOUBLE FLAPJACK FROM URBAN ASSAULT! Great teamwork! Dangerously is dragged up by Urban Assault... Bam! Both men nail with with hard forearm smashes to either side of the face... and Bobbie Jay lifts Dangerously up ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! Great strength by Bobbie Jay!................. DEATH VALLEY DRIVER!!

Joey Kewl: "IMPACT MOVE!!"

Trunks: "AS IF URBAN ASSAULT CAN WIN THIS?!"

Bobbie Jay covers Dangerously!

ONE!

TWO!

.. KICK OUT!!.... LAST MILI-SECOND KICK OUT FROM THE W2K CHAMPION! Darren Smith grabs Kinsley as the next target, Kinsley is dragged up by his long hair.. Smith tries to slam his face against the turnbuckle, but Kinsley puts the brakes on... BACK ELBOW SMASH INTO SMITH! Kinsley bends Smith over, and goes for a Powerbomb on Smith.. HOWEVER BOBBIE STARTS RUSHING TOWARD SEF!... Kinsley pushes Smith away... and steps up into the middle rope.... THEN THE TOP ROPE!.................. JUMPING BACKWARD FOR A TOP ROPE BACK-KICK STRAIGHT TOO BOBBIE'S CHEST! Sef rolls athletically too his feet, and pats Dangerously on the shoulder, getting his team mate up on his feet. Smith staggers inton Kinsleys grip, eye rake by Kinsley.. making Smith stagger further... Darren turns away from Kinsley, and gets a STANDING DROPKICK TO THE BACK! Smith is bounced chest-first off the ropes... and staggers back... into Dangerouslys animal grip....... "DEUS EX MACHINA!"

Trunks: "ARRRGHHH!!!"

Joey Kewl: "MUST'A HURT!!"

Dangerously goes for the cover...

ONE!

TWO!

Bobbie Jay DIVES ONTO DANGEROUSLYS HEAD TOO BREAK IT UP! Suddenly Sef steams in and drags Bobbie back, looking pissed off that the match isnt sewn up there. Kinsley gives Bobbie a stiff european uppercut, then runs back to the ropes...... SPRINGBOARD OFF THE MIDDLE ROPE... INTO A CROSS-BODY!... AHHHHH!!.. POWERSLAM REVERSAL BY BOBBIE JAY!... COVER!!

ONE!

TWO!

Joey Kewl: "NEW TAG CHAMPS!"

THR- DANGEROUSLY SAVES IT FOR TX!! Dangerously grabs Bobbie Jay by his head and rips him off the mat and too his feet... Dangerouslty reels back for the punch, but Bobbie Jay suddenly knees NED up in the gut, grabbing his waist...... Inverted Atomic Drop!! Dangerously hops around before dropping to the mat! Bobbie Jay looks around agonisingly, and then finds Smith, helping his team mate up too his feet... Bobbie pats Smith on the back... ghen suddenly KINSLEY KNEE'S HIM IN THE BACK AND MAKES HIM FALL THROUGH THE ROPES! Kinsley leans back against the ropes, breathing heavy... The referee looks over the ropes at BJ as Smith staggers into no mans... desperation dive by NED results in a lovely Low Blow on Smith!... He staggers forward into Kinsley grasp.. lifting Smith onto his shoulders...... "ABSTRACT VIOLENCE!!!"

Trunks: "AND THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE, FOLKS!"

ONE!

TWO!

THREEEEE!!!

DING DING!!

Bink: "....AAAAAAAAAAND YOUR WINNERSSS!!.. AND STILLLLL W-2-K TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSSSS!!.... NIC E DANGEROUSLY AND SEF KINSLEY...... THE TEEEXAANNN CONNECCTIONNNN!!"

"Pure Hatred" by Chimaira hits the PA System.. as TX's belts are slid into the ring.

Joey Kewl: "A questionnable defense by TX their, with Dangerously using the illegal low blow too help out."

Trunks: "Pfft you're too nit-picky, Joey..."

TX pick up their four title belts, as we fade too black.