We're back ringside, and it's time for the Woman's Rumble! Woo! The first entrant happens to be the lovely mime Alia Starr who holds her W2k Championess title proudly. She walks down the ramp, kickin' it to her theme song, which doesn't appear to need any mention right now. Binkle announces her, and right after that we hear "Drama Queen" by the Switches hit over the PA system. Serenity wastes no time at all, and dashes down to the ring. She dumbs her pre-ring jacket or whatever, and slides into the ring. Alia walks over to her, and Serenity pops up like an Artic fox! WOO ICY! The bell rings, and they do battle! BATTLE!

Binkle: "Our second entrant... SERENITY!"

Serenity starts throwing jabs at Alia's face, and Alia tries to block, but is getting knocked around like NED on a hot Saturday night. Serenity hits Alia with a solid DDT, then picks her up in order to eliminate her. However it fails like one of Cross' drug tests. Serenity gets a little angry, only a little though, and starts making Alia look like her red-headed step-child. Poor Annie... er Alia. Serenity sends Alia into the ropes, and right as Alia is about to roll away from a hip toss, Serenity grabs a handful of hair, and rips her to the mat. Soon enough Pyxxi Dewolfe makes her way out to her theme, and tries to get at Serenity, who just knocks her on her face with a bulldog after Pyxxi tried throwing a punch.

Kewl: "Looks like Serenity is in control early on in this match! She must really want the Championess title!"

Alia is looking worn out as Serenity throws her into the turnbuckle to try at eliminating her again. Serenity lifts her onto the top rope, and starts throwing smacks and punches in random fashion. Alia is hanging by a thread off the top rope, but now Pyxxi intervenes once again! What a jerk! She grabs Serenity, and starts throwing vengeful elbow shots at her. Serenity realizing full-well that she just had Alia there, who is now pulling herself back up. Serenity frickin' snaps, elbows Pyxxi right in the eye, and hits a huge snap vertical suplex. Pyxxi's on the mat now, understanding that she just done messed up, boy! Serenity stands up only to find Alia still in the ring, so she does what any rational woman would and snaps. She breaks out in a full-out dash, springs into the air, and does an AJ Styles-esque forearm that sends Alia soaring over the top ropes!

Binkle: "First elimination - Alia Starr by Serenity!"

Kewl: "Whoa, the Championess herself is eliminated first? How unexpected, now there HAS to be a new championess crowned."

Serenity looks over the top rope, and realizes that she just eliminated someone. Woo! Just as she throws her arm up, Pyxxi attacks! Aah! Pyxxi tries tossing Serenity over the ropes, but Serenity ain't havin' none of that, sista. Nuh uh! Serenity powers Pyxxi off of her, rebounds off the ropes, and tackles her to the mat. Now the shoosting begins! By shoosting I mean Serenity jabbing the jibber-jaw of Pyxxi. Soon enough Rorie Steele runs out from the back accompanied by her music, and she dashes down to the ring. She slides into the ring right before some guy tells her he's got the same name as her.

Binkle: "Our next entrant - Rorie Steele!"

Rorie walks right into a Serenity-storm, and gets a spinebuster right off the bat. Now Rorie and Pyxxi are both on the mat after Serenity continues tearing up the place. Deja vu? Serenity picks Pyxxi up, hits her a couple times, and then works in a headlock to wear hear down before attempting elminating her. Before she can eliminate her, Rorie ruins it all by dropkicking them both! They both tumble to the mat as another thirty seconds winds down, and out comes Summer Stratus!

Binkle: "Our next entrant - Summer Stratus!"

Summer Stratus slides into the ring, and meets Rorie head-to-head. They start battling it out before Summer knocks Rorie to the mat, and sees Pyxxi running full speed at her. Summer backs up, ducks down, and pulls the top rope down as Pyxxi Superman's Dat Hoe over the rope. The crowd can't decide whether to like what just happened, or boo it. Oops, the "emotions" flash card guy fell asleep! Maybe we should send him a can of W2Kola.

Binkle: "Second elimination - Pyxxi DeWolfe by Summer Stratus!"

Kewl: "Looks like DeWolfe is out of the picture now!"

Kenni: "Kinda like that picture of me boning your mom, your sister totally missed my face!"

Summer stands up, and sees Rorie dashing at her this time. Only this time Summer just dropkicks her. Not-so deja vu. Serenity gets back in the picture, and starts battling it out with Summer who puts up a pretty good fight. Soon enough Summer gets the upper-hand, sends Serenity into the ropes, lifts her into the air on the rebound, and hits a huge flapjack/boob-busta! Serenity holds her gorgeous chest in pain, that makes a lot of males in the audience unhappy. It's not right, they should be the one's holding her chest! We'll blame Scientology for now. Soon enough "Barracuda" by Heart hits over the speakaz, and Kit Black walks out, and all dah ladies boo her, but the boys oh they just can't get enough, baby! Kit strolls down the ramp, and gets into the ring.

Binkle: "Our next entrant - Kit Black!"

Kit Black hits the ring, and starts battling it with all three ladies in the ring. Soon enough Summer and Serenity branch off into their own fight, as Kit and Rorie go the other way. Kit has Rorie on the ropes, and hits her chest with vicious chops. Rorie's chest is beat red now, as she finally starts battling back. Soon enough she's making Kit backpeddle, but Kit counters with a nice knee to the gut, and then lifts her into the air vertically. She backs up as if she can't handle it, but we realize what's she's doing as she releases the suplex over the ropes, letting Rorie crash and burn to the outside. The fans go nuts for that.

Binkle: "Third elimination - Rorie Steele by Kit Black!"

Kit backs up right into Summer who locks her into a full nelson, and then slams her down to the mat. Serenity butts in too, and hits Summer into the back of the head with a slap. Summer turns around right into Serenity's "Sacrifice", a flying neckbreaker slam. Summer hits the mat hard, as our last entrant's music hits, "Voices" by Disturbed. Rain Storms walks out to the ramp, and walks down to a crowd full of boos. Jerks, no appreciation. Rain walks up the steps, and looks at all dah ladies in the ring (Kit just hitting a reverse DDT on Serenity).

Binkle: "Our last entrant - Rain Storms!"

The last of the females is in the ring now, and goes straight for Kit Black who is the only one standing. Rain runs right through her with a nice clothesline, backs up, and hits an elbow drop on Serenity. As soon as she gets up Summer is up, and not in a good spot. Rain walks over to Summer, and nails her a couple of times in the jaw with some haymakers. Soon enough she sets her up for a powerbomb, backhands Kit before she can intervene, and lifts Summer into the air. The fans are buzzing!

Kewl: "Is she really about to do what I think she's about to do?"

Kenni: "IN COMING!"

Rain runs forward a litte bit, and launches Summer out of the ring, and into the announcers table. Summer doesn't go through it, but she still feels like crap after.

Binkle: "The fourth elimination - Summer Stratus by Rain Storms."

Kewl: "Well now it's come down to three, and it's Serenity, Kit Black, and Rain Storms."

The three ladies are standing in the ring, and you can cut the tension with a plastic spoon! Serenity launches at Kit who braces herself, Serenity throws slaps and punches, and a shoe? No, we just imagined that. Rain intervenes out of no where with a HUGE missle drop kick that hits both ladies. Rain stands up quickly, and grabs Kit to try to eliminate first. But, then the lights dim. The PA goes to static. White noise chops through the ears of every single fan as the Jumbotron shows white noise, too...

Voice: "thhhh.... thh... warning... thhh... it's not over...thhh... it's never over.... thhhh... until it's thhhh... over... thhhh..."

A sillohette on the jumbotron.

Voice: "Thhh... you... thhhh... thought it was safe..... thhh... in the desert..."

Joey Kewl: "What is this all about?"

Trunks Kenni: "No freakin clue..."

Voice: "... but you have... thhhhhh.. been found... fffp... you have been.... thhhh... targeted... tthhhh... by the personification thhhh... of.... thhh... perfection...

The entrants in the match are all watching... a surprise entrant maybe?

Voice: ".... thhht.... you have... thht... will be.... thhh... everything you know.... thhhhh... has changed.

On the Tron, eyes flash. Steel, beautiful eyes. Narrowed in confidence. In brilliance. Then, it freezes, and goes to white out.

Voice: "... you are... thhh.... obsolete.... thtttt.."

The tron then fades slowly to to eyes again...

As it fades...

Joey Kewl: "BUD's Dannica in Wrestling 2000?"

Trunks Kenni: "Well we do have PWT's Champion....... and that is why we are the authority of efeds..."

As the lights come back to normal... Kit doesn't give up as Rain has her half-way over the ropes, she falls to the apron, and slides back in. Rain can't do much as Serenity is back up now, and getting in her face and stuff. Rain pushes Serenity way only to get a chick kick right to the face. Rain his the mat, and Summer takes too long to get away from the ropes. Kit Black springs up from the apron, grabs Serenity by the back, sets her up in a vertical suplex, and tosses her to the outside!

Binkle: "The fifth elimination - Serenity by Kit Black!"

Kewl: "Amazing! Serenity lasted the longest in this match, and did great. It's too bad she couldn't win it, but she was out of position."

Kenni: "Your mom is out of position all of the time, she was probably out of position when she gave birth to you."

Kewl: "Not cool!"

Rain is up now, and before she can hit Kit off the apron, Kit springhboards off the ropes, and hits a huge headscissors takedown! Rain hits the mat hard, and it looks like Kit is in control now! Kit starts laying in boots to Rain's body after she stands up. Kit then lifts Rain up, hits her gut, and goes for the "Seeing Black". But suddenly Rain moves out of the way, Kit hits her behind on the mat, but deals with the pain only to run right into the "Down Pour", the Sonjay Cutter. Kit bounces off the mat, and looks out of it now. Rain stands up, and drags Kit over to the ropes. She lifts her up, and looks like she's about to eliminate her! But Kit is still in this, somehow she rebounds and hits a huge tornado DDT!

Kewl: "Nice reversal!"

Kenni: "What was the point of saying that?"

Kewl: "The real question is; what's the point of your entire life?"

Kenni: "To make your life miserable by pointing out the complete obvious, and that's me doing your mom."

Kewl: "[mad]"

While Kewl and Kenni were chattering, Kit was on the top rope now, and looking for a high risk move! This will put it away, but suddenly Rain springs to her feet, runs up to the turnbuckle, hops onto the second rope, and arm drags Kit off of the turnbuckle! Kit crashes into the barricade, and then hits the matting outside of the ring. The fans go nuts, but then they see Kit doing a balancing act on the top rope... AND FALLS TOO! But before she hits the floor below, one of her hands are able to grab the second rope, and she pulls herself up to the top. She skins the cat back into the ring, ala Shawn Michaels. Everyone is extremely impressed with that as she raises her arm in victory as "Voices" hits again.

Binkle: "HERE IS YOUR WINNER, AND THE NEW W2K CHAMPIONESS... RAIN STORMS!"

Rain is handed the W2K Championess title, and drops to her knees like Kewl's mom, but Rain isn't giving oral! No no no! You should be kissing her feet now as she is the W2K Championness! She raises the title in the air, and is having a good time celebrating. Suddenly "My Leftovers" by Porcelain and the Tramps (Porcelain > you) hits over the speakers. Rain can't believe her ears as Scarlett Manson steps out from behind the curtains, and stares down her stablemate. We fade to backstage.