After his *exceptionally* painful loss early too Cross... The W2K Camera's find Johnny Legend cleaned up, large cut across his forehead from those chair shots, with large bruises in his lower back as he lies half naked on a Massage Table in the Texan Connection locker room.
Legend: "Freakin' asshole.. He almost killed me."
Legend wasnt bitter about the defeat though.
Legend: "This is half Ismaili's fault... What fiend would sign this match. Next time I see him imma take off his tea-towel and beat him with it."
The hot, sexy masseuse rubs Legends lower back...
Legend: "Damn, you're good. Make sure you ease the pain in my neck too, cause that fat freak almost freakin' broke it."
Legend makes a satisfied 'ahhhhh' sound, as the masseuse gets too work on his neck and shoulders.
Legend: "Listen, bebeh, I think I landed awkwardly on my ass, massage it for me will ya."
"Christ..."
Kinsley walks in, shaking his head. Legend looks up at him, and sighs...
Legend: "Im having a little *me* time okay. I just had a life threatening match, damnit."
Kinsley: "Only a complete pussy would have a massage after one 'hardcore' match."
Legend: "I was put through a car."
Kinsley: "Eh, atleast it was a nice lookin' one."
Kinsley strolls up to the masseuse...
Kinsley: "Step aside, sweetheart."
The masseuse backs off, and suddenly Legend looks very worried..
Legend: "Woah woah woah."
Kinsley: "Is this where it hurts, Johnny?"
Kinsley slaps down on Legends lower back... Kinsley frowns as JL yelps in pain. Kinsley shakes his head, and then drives a fist down into Legend's lower back.
Legend: "AHH!!.... YOU MOTHA F-"
Kinsley: "HOLD it there, Johnny. It's just a little pain..."
Kinsley sighs again, turning away towards the door.
Kinsley: "Get your pansy ass into some wrestling gear, Anarchy Rumble is starting like... now?"
Kinsley strolls out the door.
Kinsley: "Pussy."
Legend looks bitterly at the doorway.
Legend: "Stupid redneck, dirty, drunk idiotic tex-ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
The masseuse starts applying pressure too Legend's tender neck area as we fade too black.