The lights dim as spotlights pierce through the ever-consuming darkness, and the public address fires up with "Danger... Danger", as "King Nothing" rumbles across the speakers.

Joey Kewl: "It seems that we are underway for our main event tonight, and find out who will face THIS man for his W2K Championship at WrestlePalooza."

Trunks Kenni: "Yes indeedy, Joe. But you gotta remember that, at the end of this night thirty men will battle just for that chance and this guy is going to be here personally to see it through."

Dangerously skips the ring, instead circling around, and about ten feet from the announce table, he stops, the belt around his waist and flashing under the strobes. He scans the crowd, most of whom are boo'ing and giving a thumbs down.

Joey Kewl: "This just in; Jacob Mitchell has left the building."

Trunks Kenni: "To do what?"

Joey Kewl: "Anybody's guess, Trunks, anybody's guess."

The music starts to die down, as Dangerously rips off the W2K Title, and places it in front of his spot on the table. Some generic russian music comes on, as Dangerously sits at the table.

Joey Kewl: "And what a treat to share the table with the Champion himself."

Trunks Kenni: "You were talking all sorts of crap earlier, Joey, now you say it's a treat."

Nic E Dangerously: "Yeah Joey's been on the MSN circuit too long, he's got the backpedal down."

Mikhail Kozlov is halfway down the ramp as he's number one in this thing this year.

Joey Kewl: "I don't seem to have any paperwork on this guy, but somehow he got FTN's number since we know FTN took Ryan Cain's number one pick in exchange for, well, your car Mister Dangerously."

Nic E Dangerously: "Yeah, it was a cute little trade but, FTN got the sour end since I torched the car. Wasn't that important to me anyway. The insurance paid for the down payment of my new house."

Trunks Kenni: "... which you torched because of Cross. You're a pyro, Nic, if I've ever seen one."

Mikhail hits the ring as number two comes out under "Shakespeare" by some English rapper. Badd Ass Mofo comes out, waving his arms up.

Trunks Kenni: "You know a guy is bad when bad is spelled with two d's, Joe."

Nic E Dangerously: "I can see it. People with different spellings are bad ass. I took the k off my name and became Champ eight times."

Mofo hits the ring, and the bell sounds, as the 2008 Battle Royal is on it's way. They circle, Mofo going for a classic lock up, but gets a hard knee to the guy, and a few punches rained down on his face.

Joey Kewl: "I still don't know who this guy really is."

Nic E Dangerously: "I've seen him around. That's all I know."

Mofo tries to flail back but gets another pounding in return. Mofo hits a haymaker, but the solid Ruskie takes it, and grabs him by the ear, pulling him down and zapping him with punches.

Joey Kewl: "Not alot of technical prowless."

Nic E Dangerously: "Battle Royales aren't about skills, Joey. They're about how many people you can throw over the top or how many people accidentally eliminate themselves."

Trunks Kenni: "Or how many of the undercard gets tired of your crap and gangs up on you?"

Nic E Dangerously: "Yeah..."

Mofo falls to his knees, and Mikhail grabs him by the head, and sends a knee into this face, and a second, tossing him aside. He then leaves him as the buzzer sounds, and "99 Quite Bitter Beings" blasts. The crowd explodes.

Joey Kewl: "Well we knew he got a crappy number from FTN but we didn;'t know it was THAT crappy!"

Trunks Kenni: "The man who got Jake Mitchell fired, is number three in this contest!"

Nic E Dangerously: "Maybe the Ruskie can make short work of him too."

Ryan Cain hits the ring, and rolls in, blasting past the Mofo. Mikhail winds up a hit, but Ryan ducks it, and ends up behind Kozlov. Ryan then jumps up with a Backstabber, bringing Mikhail down! Ryan blasts up and goes to throw him out of the ring- but Mikhail gets up fast and steady, and catches him in a fireman's carry, and goes to dump him- Ryan grabs the top, pushing back as Mikhail can't get the leverage to flip him over...

Joey Kewl: "You have to wonder just how many people are coming into this match not only to get a chance at you, Nic, but also to collect on that ten thousand dollar reward!"

Nic E Dangerously: "And with a number like three, it's going to get easier and easier from here. Poor, dumb Ryan. Poor, dumb Ryan."

Mofo is up and crashes a double axehandle in a sideways arc into the gut of Mikhail. He bends forward and dumps Ryan out in front of him, who rolls and tries to get to his feet, but Mofo grabs him and tries to wrap him up- Ryan flings a few elbows to his face to back him off, and Mikhail sends his knuckles into the small of his back, as Ryan falls forward onto his knees, and the crowd boos.

Joey Kewl: "After Cain's match with Mitchell, you have to wonder how much gas he has left over for this."

Nic E Dangerously: "That guy will run on fumes, until he crashes and burns."

The buzzer sounds, as "Breed" picks up, and Bryan Williams steps out of the curtain.

Joey Kewl: "A man you have history with- Bryan Williams makes his redebut!"

Nic E Dangerously: "... don't ever say I have history with a man."

Bryan takes off running, sliding into the ring and popping up with a spinning heel kick to Mofo's jaw. He then slides back down into a drop toe hold on Mikhail, sending him into Mofo's crotch. Mofo rolls around in agaony, as Bryan plucks him up and goes to soar him out of the ring. Mofo is flung, and Badd Ass Mofo is eliminated by Bryan Williams. He spins around, pumping his arms, as Ryan cain gets up and Bryan takes Ryan by his boyband hair and goes to fling him over the other side! Ryan goes over the top- but hangs on!

Trunks Kenni: "He's keeping you in suspense there, Dangerman."

Ryan is on the apron but Bryan's attention span doesn't keep him focused on Cain and the 10 grand. He sizes up Mikhail, and then goes for a lariat- he hits it and Lozlov rolls to his feet and gets a second, then ripped up and sent into the corner. Bryan runs at him and jumps for an avalanche, but Kozlov ducks out of the way and Bryan eats turnbuckle. Mikhail takes him and scoops, into a backbreaker. He then chops down with his hand, into Bryan's throat, as Bryan kicks his legs and gasps for air. Kozlov plucks him up, and then runs him to the corner and thrashes him like a battering ram into the steel ringpost! Bryan bounces back and is scooped- Mikhail goes to send Bryan over. Bryan hangs on, and Mikhail kicks away. Ryan Cain soars across the ring, scooping Mikhail by the legs and dumping him over the ropes and Bryan, to the floor. Mikhail Kozlov is eliminated by Ryan Cain. The buzzer sounds, and "Megadef" blasts, as Rot steps out, and heads for the ring. Ryan shoulder blocks into Bryan, whos on the apron, and Bryan flings back but holds onto the ropes- Ryan pops to standing, and Bryan chops hard- as Ryan backs off in a swirl. Rot's at the ring and picks up Ryan into a spinebuster, as Bryan launches over the ropes for a legdrop onto Cain- Rot got nervous, though, thinking Bryan was going for him and cranes a swinging axe into his face, flipping him head over heels. The crowd OHHs... as Ryan kicks and goes for a drop toe- Rot jumps it and sends two knees scatching into his midsection, and then lifts him up, and to the corner, trying to dump him out as fast as possible.

Joey Kewl: "Rot might get the job done for you and McMillion!"

Nic E Dangerously: "If he does, his career might last longer than a month or two here."

Trunks Kenni: "I have nothing to add to this conversation."

Bryan decides for a bit of retrobution, as he spins Rot around and CHOP! Rot reels back, and then CHOPS the smile off Bryan's face! The crowd woos, as Rot goes for a second, and on the third, Bryan gives it back... Rot falls back into the ropes and Bryan comes at him- as Rot dips back and lets Bryan skid right over him and into the guardrail!! Bryan Williams is eliminated by Rot. Rot stands again and has a grin on his face as he waves goodbye to Bryan. he then goes back to Ryan- who's standing in the corner, and goes for a chop, but Cain just kicks him in the gut, and then barrels a right elbow into his head, backing him off effectively. Rot side kicks Ryan's left leg as he advances, and makes him stumble, and Rot nails a DDT!! Ryan gets plastered, but alot of good it'll do Rot for Cain to be dead weight. The buzzer goes off, and "On the Grind" starts up as Darren Smith saunters out throwing up signs and slapping thehands of his peoples.

Nic E Dangerously: "I think Darren's ready to lose twice in one night."

Darren comes into the ring and comes at Rot- who ducks a swing and take shim with his momentum to the other side and sends him soaring. Darren Smith is eliminated by Rot. Rot slaps his hands, and then goes back to Cain- Cain kips up before raking Rot's eyes, and then scoops up for a spinebuster- but Rot knees him in the gut and sends him back into the corner hard- Ryan then bounces, coming back and Rot nails a swinging slam. Rot stands over him and waves up up as the crowd boos.

Joey Kewl: "The crowd, not a bit imrpessed with Rot as they are solidly behind Ryan Cain!"

Rot waves off the crowd, as he plucks up Cain and runs him over to the ropes. As Ryans weight dips the ropes, Rot gets in classic rumble position to shove him out. Ryan's hand pushes against the apron, as his left holds on tightly to the top rope, and his legs kick down to keep his weight in the ring.. Rot heaves, and Ryan is almost totally upside down.

Nic E Dangerously: ".... excellent."

Joey Kewl: "We can only hope, along with Ryan, that someone who feels for his cause will be the next one out..."

As the struggle continues, the buzzer sounds, and "Go To Sleep" by Eminem blares.

Nic E Dangerously: "Hahahaha.... yes. This is my hands-on favorite to win the match and thus be the one to help me continue my reign after Palooza."

Dante Cross heads for the ring, and a dark cloud comes over the arena. He slides in the ring and instead of helping to shove Ryan out with Rot, he decides to try and dump both! He scoops Rot by the legs and goes to dump, and Ryan's all the way over and falls on the apron, hugging the bottom rope with arms and legs for dear life. Rot is hanging on by a thread, one hand on the top and one hand on the middle, as Dante takes the top and swings his feet into Rot's gut once..., then twice, as Rot hangs from the ropes, kicking his legs up and keeping them off the floor.

Trunks Kenni: "He's just about got them both!"

Dante swings his feet into Rot again, and his hand slips from the top, he scrambles and takes Ryan's position, hugging the bottom rope as he tries and sway into the ring. Dante's trying to shove him off with his boots, but Rot's holding on Tight, and Ryan, seeeing a chance, rolls into the ring and does to Dante what Dante did to Rot- and now, Dante's on the apron! He digs a knee into Rot, looping his arms over and under the top rope as Ryan swings down an elbow after elbow into Dante's cranium!

Joey Kewl: "And by a thread Ryan Cain survives!"

Dante swings his other leg up and onto the apron, as Rot winces from the weight into his side- he grabs at Ryan's leg and switches from the ropes to him, and Ryan falls back. Ryan does a horozontal stomp into Rot's face, and again, but Rot swings up a free arm and now has control of both of his legs.Dante climbs into the ring, tumbling, and then sends both his feet into Rot's face! Rot flings back, hanging upside down off the apron, with his legs and waist barely in--

Joey Kewl: "This could be all for Rot!!!"

Rot's hands push on the floor, as he bendshis knees as an anchor against the ropes.

Nic E Dangerously: "Is that even legal?"

Joey Kewl: "The refs are allowing it."

Dante tries to unhook Rot's legs, but Ryan comes behind him- goes for a belly to back- Dante flips back, but lands on his feet, behind Cain and picks him up for an Atomic Drop, heaving him up and walking him to the ropes to toss him out- One of Ryan's legs is out, the other trying to hook around, as Rot does a massive sit up (wonder if he farted?), to reach the ropes with his hands and slide back in. The buzzer blows as "Testify" blasts, and Rot's life partner Con Escobar (just kidding) comes out, hitting a stride then a jog, sliding into the ring, as he and Rot beset Dante- who releases Ryan. Rot nails a hard punch, spinning Dante into Esco's punch, sending him back to Rot who chops... WOOOO.... Dante turns and Esco plucks him for a spinebuster but instead, dante reveres into a DDT- Dante tries to get up, but on all fours Rot returns the favor with his own! Ryan is back in the ring and Rot goes to lariat him out, Ryan ducks it and hits a back body sending Rot WAAAY over the top, but again Rot hangs on with his hands, and then slingshots himself back in with a cross body on Ryan- Ryan form the night's wears and tears doesn't catch him and instead goes down like a sack of bricks.

Joey Kewl: "And how long until the Sons of Disaster turn on themselves?"

Dante's up, flinging Rot into a corner and nailing an avalanche. Esco goes for Dante, but Dante spins out of the way and sends him into another avlanche into Rot! Rot staggers out, Into a kick and double underhook, and Dante goes for the "Game Time"...he hits it, and Rot is plastered. Dante comes up, laced by Esco and into a suplex, a spin, and then Esco places him on the corner. Esco climbs up and blasts Dante in the face, rocking him from side to side, and then goes to pull Dante to his feet and shove him out of the ring...

Joey Kewl: "Thats a bad, bad place to be, Esco!"

Dante's getting pushed by inches, and then, they end up flipping from the top and into the canvas! The crowd gasps as Dante drives Esco's head into the ring!

Trunks Kenni: "Canadian Destroyer from the top!"

As Dante kneels before Esco, Ryan runs up and nails a shining Wizard, slapping a foot into Dante's head, and then reels him up and tosses him over the top- Dante hangs on, just like before, as the buzzer sounds and Ryan's attention goes to the entrance. The generic Russian Music comes back again as the bigger Masson Petrov saunters down to the ring.

Joey Kewl: "Did we just not have enough people for this rumble or something? Hiring other indies?"

Nic E Dangerously: "I've seen this guy backstage some too."

Masson hits the ring, climbing up and as soon as he gets in he's beset by Ryan- Masson grabs his skull in a claw and just throws him back as Ryan rolls like a barrel. Masson then grabs him with both hands by the throat and shoves him without mercy to the ropes... He lifts Ryan up and sits him on the top (not the corner), and shoves him back as Ryan scissors around Petrov in a desperate attempt to stay in this match.

Nic E Dangerously: "Guy's right to the point, I kinda like that."

Trunks Kenni: "I bet you'd like it more if he sends Cain right outta this thing."

Cain digs his nails into Petrov's arms, and he goes farther and farther over the top... his knees are under Petrov's underarms and, Petrov himself is halfway over. Dante hikes Petrov up and dumps him over as Ryan grabs the ropes again-releasing Petrov from the scissors, as we hear NED groaning in frustration. Masson Petrov is eliminated by Dante Cross. Cain stands up, and ducks Dante's head in his arms and flips him over the top and onto the apron, and stomps away as Dante hangs on again. Dante kicks up, into Ryan's gut, and fights him back, standing up as both hook an arm on the top and send punch after punch- The Sons of Disaster pick their spot and come at them- as Ryan and Dante feel them coming and duck, pulling the top down with them- Rot skids to a stop but Esco flies over, and Con Escobar is eliminated by Ryan Cain and Dante Cross. They look down at him, as Rot comes at them again- they turn and double punch him to the face, as Dante and Ryan look at each other, and both hop over the top- Dante catches his footing first, and heaves up Ryan into an inverted atmoic drop. The buzzer sounds as "Becoming the Dragon" blares, and out comes Santiago Sanchez.

Joey Kewl: "One of the newest signings to W2K..."

He hops on the apron and then over the top- caught into a spinning spinebuster by Rot. Sanchez rolls, to his knees, and Rot picks him off for a fling toss- Sanchez holds onto the top, and before Rot can finish the job, Dante rushes in with a german suplex, planting Rot into the ring in half. Dante shoves his foot into his face, then kicks again, and again, and again, then gets speared by Cain. Cain shoots back up, with momentum, and turns to get into a Crucifix by Sanchez- Ryan hangs on, then turns with Sanchez on the top and dips back to try and push him out. Sanchez is on the apron, and Ryan feeling him go thinks its over, and Sanchez grabs his foot, as Ryan takes off and he falls forward into Rot's knees! Ryan comes back up, staggering, and Rot grabs him roughly by the hair, and tries too literally toss him over the top rope... a huge noise is made by the crowd as Cain might be going out here.. HE'S FLUNG OVER! OH! HE HANGS ON!.. Just!!... Cain keeps both feet on the apron edge, clinging onto the top rope... Rot goes for a big right hand too Cains face but Ryan powers his shoulder through the middle and top ropes, shoulder driving Rot in the ribs and pushing him back. Cain climbs back into the ring and suddenly Santiago Sanchez is hoping too make a name for himself, driving Cain in the corner... Cain slumps down to a sitting position.. and BAM! BASEMENT DROPKICK TOO CAINS FACE!! Santiago grins widely, pleased with himself... He climbs too his feet and GETS CLOTHESLINED BY DANTE!

Trunks: "Santiago didnt see him comin' there!"

Dante smirks a little, dusting his hands... as Rot toe kicks him in the gut! Rot grabs Dante head and drags him to the corner... slamming him face into the turnbuckle. Rot leans Dante back in the corner... right hand to the jaw... Knife Edge Chop!!... CHOP!... CHOP!! Rot is taking it to Dante Coss and enjoying every minute of it...Suddenly an arm is hooked through Rots arms as Ryan Cain upends him and tries to dump him over the top rope... Rot grabs onto the middle rope, hanging upside dwn as Cain tries too dump him over, struggling to release Rots tight grip on the ropes.

Joey Kewl: "Heres he next entrant!"

"Who Run It?" hits the PA System as Sean Hunter is set too make his W2K in-ring return! Hunter strolls out from the back and confidently amkes his way down the rampway... Santiago toe kicks Dante in the gut, and then tries too hook him up with a Body Slam.. but Dante fights back too his feet. Cain gets a stray kick to the face from Rot, knocking him back... Rot climbs back nicely into the ring, and Sean Hunter scales the turnbuckle immediately!......... FLYING CROSS-BODY ON RYAN CAIN!! Hunter nails is perfectly!

Trunks: "Nice entrance!"

Nic E Dangerously: "This guy sucks."

Hunter rolls up too his feet... looking round as Dante nails Santiago with a vicious forearm smash... Sanchez turns too be greeted with the "HOMO-cide!" from Hunter!!! Santiago rolls onto his back, looking KO'd as Hunter climbs back to his feet onto to get ruthlessly punted in the gut by Dante Cross. Dante grabs Hunter head, dragging him backwards and slamming his head back against the turnbuckle... Dante stomps down on Hunters gut not once but twice.. Dante runs backward, then turns and races toward Hunter at pace...... Sean ducks down, and lifts Dante up above him! DANTE FLYING OVER THE TURNBUCKLE!

Joey Kewl: "WOAH!"

Trunks: "You having visions of your match with Dante, Nic?"

Nic E Dangerously: ".. Dont go there, Trunks."

NO!.. HE LANDED ON IT FEET-FIRST! Dante looks back a little as Hunter staggers back in amazement.. Dante jumps back... TOP ROPE BACK ELBOW SMASH BY DANTE!! Hunter clutches his face in pain, as Dante slowly climbs to his feet, only too be ploughed down by the oncoming Rot! Rot looks around, noticing Cain climbing to his feet.. looking tired and weary. Rot toe kicks Cain in the gut, pulling back for a straight hand but MISSES! Cain ducked under it.. Inverted Atomic Drop by Cain! Ryan runs back too the ropes, bouncing off them and OH! HE'S TRIPPED ONTO HIS FACE BY SANTIAGO SANCHEZ! .. Santiago is still laying front-down but stopped Cain in his tracks there. Cain grabs Santiagos head and lifts him up to his feet... Santiago blocks the right hand and gives Cain a European Uppercut! A stiff one too, making Cain stagger back... Rot gets to a fully vertical base... as Santiago moves forward- ZERO KICK! CAIN CAUGHT HIM FROM NOWHERE!! Santiago staggers, leant helplessly back against the ropes as Rot shoves Cain aside.. and lifts Sanchez up and over the top rope himself!.. Santiago Sanchez has been Eliminated by Rot!

Joey Kewl: "Rot totally stole that elimination, Trunks."

Trunks: "Ryan was being a slow coach, Joey. Rot's not gonna wait around for ever.. he wants too win this thing!"

"Coming Undone" by KoRn hits the PA System and debutant Devon Storm comes out from the back on his W2K return! Storm races down the rampay at speed.. Storm slides under the ropes and suddenly gets a BASEMENT DROPKICK TO THE FACE INSTANTLY FROM ROT! The crowd goes 'OHHhhhhhhhhh...hh..' as Storm is nailed within a second of his return. Rot climbs up too his feet, grabbing Storms head and tossing him toward the ropes for another elimination when suddenly Dante WRAPS HIS ARMS ROUND ROTS WAIST............ RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!! TREMENDOUS POWER BY DANTE!! Devon drops to his knees, and slinks into the corner too preserve himself... Dante sits up, breathing hard as Rot clutches his neck in pain. Cain is sat back in the corner, his back to NED at the announcers desk... Nic stands up...

Nic E. Dangerously: "Getting tired Cain?"

Cain looks around a little, spotting NED grinning at him. Dangerously then shakes his head...

Nic E. Dangerously: "You're not gonna win this, Cain... You're fading already..."

Joey Kewl: "I wouldnt doubt this man, Nic."

Nic sits down again now, shaking his head.

Nic E. Dangerously: "Him? A REAL Man?"

Dante suddenly leans over the ropes a little, pointing at Nic and telling him too 'stay out of it', sending a warning to the W2K Champion. Dante suddenly looks over too Cain, and grabs his hair roughly, driving a knee up into his gut, and then lifting him up Body Slam style... He's gonna toss him over the top rope! Here we gooooooooooo!!....... Cain grabs the top rope, struggling, fighting too stay in the Anarchy Rumble... Perhaps his one last chance of claiming a Title shot he's wanted for so long. Sean Hunter has kept himself quiet for the past couple of minutes but suddenly he nails a shuddering blow to Dantes lower back, Hunter clutches Dantes head, forgetting that he could've just helped eliminate Cain there... and starts blasting Dante with stiff right hands.. Irish Whip too the ropes, see's Dante bounce off them and run straight into an OVERHEAD BELLY TO BELLY THROW!! .... Suddenly the 13# entrant appears as "Rock Star" by R.Kelly hits.. and Urban Assault's Bobbie Jay comes out from the back!

Joey Kewl: "Here comes the second half of Urban Assault!"

BJ makes the ring.. and starts doing Road-Dogg like jabs too Sean Hunters jaw.. bam-bam-bam.. then winds up... Big right hand! Knocking Hunter to the mat! Bobbie Jay signals to the crowd, running off the ropes, and then nailing a nice Leg Drop across Hunters face! Bobbie Jay gets up too his feet and gets a boot to the gut by Rot!... FRONT-FACE D-D-T!! Rot climbs too his feet and OHHHHHHHH!!.. NAILED BY A MISSILE DROPKICK FROM DEVON STORM!!! Storm grabs Rots head and lifts him up to his feet... bam! Body blow to the gut by Storm! Devon drives his knee up into Rots gut... then KNIFE EDGE CHOPS HIM!... AND AGAIN!... AND AGAIN!!.. Rot clutches his chest in pain! Storm runs up to the ropes beside him, reaches the top rope, then jumps onto Rots shoulders a nails a stunning Hurricanrana!!

Joey Kewl: "And the crowd love it, Trunks."

Nic E. Dangerously: "All he's doing is dancing around like a freakin' fairy... If I was in there id of blasted him in the face by now."

We find Dante trying too force Cain over the top rope again... Suddenly he's enjoyed by a slightly groggy Bobbie Jay. Both of them trying too dump Cain over the top... Cain is only 209lbs but he's fighting viciously too stay in, clutching that top rope. Bobbie Jay looks behind too find Hunter heading toward Dante at pace.... Bobbie Jay intervenes... DIVING SPEAAAARRR ON SEAN HUNTER! DRIVING HIM INTO THE MAT! The fans erupt for Bobbie Jay, who rarely gets there applause..

Trunks: "Even these white boys are applauding Bobbie Jay."

Joey Kewl: "A seriously aggressive spear by Bobbie there!"