Rot is the first man too stir, and Sean Hunter quickly grabs his head, hoping too merely toss him clean over the top rope... Hunter does so, and turns away thinking the jobs finished. However Rot has clung onto the ropes, and he slowly flips backward back into the ring... Hunter nails Dante with a big blow to the gut... and then presses his throat too the ropes, trying to choke the Hardcore Canuck out........ Suddenly "The Breaks" by Curtis Blow hits the PA System, and debutant Loose Cannon dances out from the back too the crowds enjoyment.

Trunks: "Is he gay?"

Joey Kewl: "I heard he just loves too dance."

Nic E. Dangerously: "I expect he'll be dancing over that top rope soon enough....."

NED sighs.

Nic E. Dangerously: "Is anyone gonna eliminate Cain or Dante soon? Christ, a ring of amateurs...."

Ryan Cain is finally back up, he ducks manages to knock Rot down with a short clothesline. Then ducks under a random attack from Devon Storm... Storm continues too the far ropes, bouncing off them and running toward Cain who suddenly gets in position... TILT-A-WHIRL SLAM BY CAIN! Catching Storm from nowhere there! Cain drops to his knees, feeling tired.. he looks over at Hunter still trying too choke out Dante on those ropes... BAM! STANDING DROPSAULT TOO HUNTERS SPINE!!!! Ryan Cain breathes heavy, the crowd going nuts for the Franchise who is still wowing them even at this stage. Dante drops too his knees, clutching his throat and coughing everywhere. Loose Cannon finally makes it too the ring, springboarding up off the top rope toward Rot- OH! Rot kicks him in the gut! Loose Cannon doubles over, but Rot hooks up his arms behind his back.... TIGER BOMB!

Joey Kewl: "Great strength by Rot there!"

Bobbie Jay suddenly slams Rots head viciously against the turnbuckle, knocking the wind out of Rot with a stiff knee to the breadbasket. BJ tries too dump Rot over the top rope.. forcing him over, or trying too atleast. Rot flashes back an elbow, catching Bobbie Jay sweetly on the chin... Rot, BJ, Hunter and Storm are now all up on their feet... Looking toward Ryan Cain as he staggers a little in the centre... All four guys rally together on one side, staring at Cain.

Trunks: "Cain is screwed now!"

Suddenly the guys come forward.. and Cain races backwards toward the turnbuckle....... RUNNING UP THE CORNER....... "THE SCORE" HITS ON ALL FOUR GUYS! KNOCKING THEM DOWN!! ....... "Straight to Video" by Mindless Self Indulgence hits the PA System, and Jamie Pierce comes out from the back as entrant #16. Dante is only man not down, and Jamie glides into the ring, starting to lay into Dante early, smacking him around with big right hands... Pierce runs back, nailing the ropes hard before ploughing forwrad toward Dante... who ducks! BACK-DROP ON PIERCE OVER THE TOP ROPE!... NO HE CLINGS ON TO THE TOP ROPE!.. Pierce gets one foot onto the apron edge..... Back Elbow Smash by Dante!!! Pierce flies off the apron... and Dante Cross has Eliminated Jamie Pierce!

Trunks: "OWNED!"

Joey Kewl: "ZZZZING!!"

Dante suddenly staggers out.. BAM! Hard clothesline on Sean Hunter!... Loose Forearm smash on Rot, knocking him back into the turnbuckle! Dante turns too see Devon Storm keeled over a little infront of him.............. "CANADIAN DESTROYERRR!"

Joey Kewl: "He does it again!!"

Dante gets up and turns round into Bobbie Jay!... They both smiles, and pat each other on the back... Bam! They put the boot into Ryan Cains gut... Hook up his head.. lifting him for a double Vertical Suplex.. They walk him over to the ropes for the elimination.... But before they get there LOOSE CANNON DIVES OFF FROM THE TURNBUCKLE WITH A MASSIVE CROSS-BODY ON THE THREE MEN!! PERHAPS SAVING CAIN THERE!!

Nic E. Dangerously: "That IDIOT!"

Loose Cannon gets up... and dances! He does the Moonwalk.. wowing the crowd! Loose turns round... Eye Rake from Sean Hunter! Sean knees him harshly in the groin!.. lifting Loose Cannon up onto his shoulders................. DEATH VALLEY DRIVER OVER THE TOP ROPE!... Sean Hunter has Eliminated Loose Cannon!

Joey Kewl: "Aww, I was enjoying that."

"Nigga!" by 50 Cent hits the PA System. And Nigga Jones appears from the back, strutting out as our 17th entrant. Sean Hunter grabs Ryan Cain now, and lifts him onto his shoulders, hoping to do the same thing... Rot suddenly stomps down on the back of Hunters knee..... grabbing him around the waist...... GERRRMAN SUPLEX! WITH HUNTER A TYPE OF 'SAMOAN DROP' ON CAIN IN THE PROCESS!! Rot sits up slowly, breathing heavy... Suddenly Nigga Jones stomps down on his chest! Devon Storm, feeling as if he has a broken neck, leans back against the ropes... and gets a backhand from Jones, a rather insulting one. Jones backhands Devon again.. Jones gives Storm a low blow! He grins wickedly as Storm keels over... Jones starts moving too the next man, beginning too simply move round the ring and owning everyone... he grabs Bobbie Jay, shocked that he's found another 'nig' in the ring... Bobbie Jay frowns, then plants Jones in the face with a massive right hand! Jones staggers back in pain... and Bobbie grabs him by the waist...... SPINEBUSTERRRRR!!! BOBBIE JAY NAILED HIM THERE!!

Trunks: "Black on Black!"

Joey Kewl: "He's black?"

Trunks: "His jack johnson is!"

Nic E. Dangerously: "..."

Some more jobberish music plays as THE GOON runs out as entrant 18# in this Anarchy rumble! Dante and Ryan Cain are currently exchanging hard right hands... ploughing into each other with stiff shots as if they really mean it. Cain would get the upper hand, stomping down on Dantes knee for the advantage... Bam! European uppercut too Dantes jaw... Cain looks too his left as The Goon slides in and climbs too his feet- ZERO KICK!!.. THE GOON FLIES BACK OVER THE TOP ROPE!

Trunks: "D'oh!"

Ryan Cain has Eliminated The Goon! Cain gets a massive reaction from the crowd, he seems too have found a little renewed energy here but suddenly gets clubbed in the back by Rot who's almost been in the ring aslong as he has. Rot drives Cains face into the turnbuckle... then turns him over and nails him with some vicious overhand chops, showing discolouration in Cains chest. Rot grabs Cains head and runs with him out the corner...... FACE BUSTER! Rots on a roll now, with a toe kick too BJs gut...followed by a hook of the head, and then the leg... and a nice FISHERMAN SUPLEX! Rot still has some energy left as Devon Storm staggers unknowingly out the corner and OHHH! ROT SENDS HIM FLYING OVER THE TOP ROPE!!.... Rot has Eliminated Devon Storm!

Joey Kewl: "What a shame for the young Storm, Trunks. He was in here for quite a while, thats a shame for him."

Trunks: "Eliminations are part of the Rumble, Joey, dont cry about it you little girl."

Entrant #19 is the returning LESMOND and he walks out onto the stage with a big smile on his face as his music plays...

Joey Kewl: "Its the return of Lesmond!"

As soon as Lesmond steps into the ring, he gets plowed by a clothesline from Sean Hunter. Lesmond is eliminated by Sean Hunter.

Nic E Dangerously: "Just another over hyped, under achieving 'legend', Joey."

Joey Kewl: "... well I guess I can't really argue that..."

Sean grins ear to ear, and turns, in time to see Bobbie to the Jay coming at him and connects with an elbow. He falters back as Nigga takes him up in a suplex, and holds him way up high... As Rot skids into the back of Jones' feet and forces him to fall back! BJ hits hard, sittingup and getting a whipper snapper from Hunter. Hunter rolls to his feet and is plowed by Cain, who is then ducking from a swing by Dante- Dante though regroups and grabs Ryan by the head and sends a knee and another and another into Cain, alternatively, and then flings him over. Dante goes to make sure the job is done but Hunter spears into the small of his back, knocking him down to his knees. He rips Dante back up and goes for the "Decapitator", he hits it and jumps back up to his feet, where he's scooped from behind by Nigga and BJ, who fling him back over the top rope and try to dump him out. "Brown Noise" hits.

Joey Kewl: "And here comes a newer powerhouse in Phantom."

Phantom hits the ring, and immediately levels Rot. The Black Boys come at him and they are both taken down with a double clothesline. Sean flips back to his feet just in time to get a big boot that spirals him onto the apron. Cain comes at Phantom, but his caught and lifted into a sit out flapjack and Dante makes his move, cutting a heel into the temple of Phantom, and then wraps him up with the "DOA"...

Trunks Kenni: "The move that sent Othniel packing in less than ten seconds earlier tonight!"

Phantom swings his arms wildly, getting choken, but manages to get to all fours and lift up to his feet, backing up into the turnbuckle once- and Dante holds on, a second time, and Dante's legs loosen, and then Phantom takes off in a desperate run and jumps, spinning and landing on his back- and Dante. Teh DC is flattened, and rolls off to the corner, as Phantom hacks a bit, but gets to his feet. BJ and Nigga come at him, both lifting him up but he shifts the weight and nails a double DDT. While still sitting, Rot nails him with a dropkick to the face, bouncing him back and his head soccer balls up- Rot grabs his arm and heaves him up and goes to fling him over the top but- no... Phantom reverses itand runs a short arm- grabbing Rot's head and soars him CLEAR OF THE ROPES... and into the matting below. Rot is eliminated by Phantom.

Joey Kewl: "And possibly the man who sent the most out has just been chucked like a ragdoll by Phantom."

Nic E Dangerously: "Definately changes the pace of the match. Now if only he can do it to Cain."

And, tru to his word, Phantom sizes up Cain and readies. Cain stands, and Phantom barrels towards him- Cain flies under his legs and hits the ropes, coming back- Phantom turns and catche shim by the throat and up into a chokslam, walking him to the ropes.

Joey Kewl: "He's going to do it he's going to do it!!"

Nic E Dangerously: "I'm going to buy Phantom a beer. Or blood. Or whatever he drinks."

Ryan kicks his legs wildly, and finally claps his hands on Phantom's ears- Phantom releases and Ryan's sitting on the middle of the top rope- Dante grins, watching as BJ and Nigga go for Phantom and Dante soars past them- as Phantom doubles over and uses him as a platform and nails a super spinning heel to Ryan's face, as Ryan tumbles back, his feet wrapped up in the ropes!! Ryan hangs there like a retarded bungie jumper, and Dante gets stunted by Nigga with an atomic drop- Dante turns and smashes him in the face, and BJ turns to almost hit Dante- Almost. He stops, and Dante and BJ then turn towards Phantom. The buzzer goes as "Do you Call My Name" comes out, and Ace Hart comes in at Number 20. He hits the ring and immediately goes after Phantom... He, Dante, and BJ all three try to teeter Phantom on the edge, pushing and pushing as Nigga comes over to help... now it's four on one and Ryan's still dangling.

Nic E Dangerously: "Maybe I should just go over there...."

Joey Kewl: "NO... YOU CAN'T..."

Nic E Dangerously: "I'm just going to untangle him. I'm a nice guy."

NED leaves the booth and heads for Ryan Cain. NED just smiles and shakes his head, and nails Ryan in the face, and again, and again, and again- Then reaches up to untangle his feet as Ryan hangs limp.

Joey Kewl: "This just isn't right!!"

Phantom burts back, flinging bodies everywhere, as Dante is downed, BJ is in a tunrbuckle, and Nigga is thrown. Ace is soared across the ring and into Ryan Cain, dumping over from momentum and into NED! They crash and Ace Hart is eliminated by Phantom. Ryan bobs, as Dante and BJ go back blasting at Phantom, Nigga goes to help and the buzzer sounds. Weird music as Cole comes out... goes to help take Phantom out and then sees the BLACK MAN- blasting away at BJ and teetering him on the ropes as Dante gets pissed, trying to take out the phantom.. Nigga grabs Cole and sends him over BJ and down to the matting. Cole is eliminated by Nigga Jones. Phantom deflects Dante and then towers over to Nigga and BJ- and nails a boot to Nigga just as he turns! Nigga falls over the top and down, and Nigga Jones is eliminated by Phantom. Oh, Sean's still in this thing, I forgot, and now here he comes behind Phantom and blasts him fron behind. Phantom turns and upper cuts him to the throat, and then goes after BJ, but Nigga on the outside grabs his boot. He can't move and now, Dante blasts him, Hunter blasts him, BJ blasts him and Ryan Cain is still upside down and topsy turvy.

Nic E Dangerously: "Ugh."

Joey Kewl: "Quite a ride?"

Nic E Dangerously: "I learned my lesson, from now on I'm leaving wrestling to the professionals."

Trunks Kenni: "They might have him guys!"

Phantom is teerring and teetering and let's skip ahead. The buzzer sounds. "Personal Jesus" plays as Tyler Hayden makes his way towards his second Anarchy match. He goes straight for Phantom to help the cause, being smart and realizing the big guys gotta go because a second one is coming. Phantom falls out to the apron and BJ and Tyler head out to Ryan cain- BJ NEEDS DA MONAAAAY.... They got to untwist his legs from the ropes, and even gather him free, when BJ shoots an elbow into Tyler, and a second, backing him off and then trying to shove Ryan off the apron. On the other side, Dante is trying to keep Phantom from re entering, but he and Sean are having a helluva time, as he shoots a big arm up and into their faces and chest- trying to stay in it himself. Tyler takes BJ and flings him back- BJ rolls up and comes at Tyler, who hikes him up and over the top. BJ lands on the apron and on his feet, when Tyler turns back around and gets punched in the face, then BJ hops on back over and the five knuckle shuffle. he picks up Tyler in a friemans and goes to dump him out and now Tyler sees what it's like to be Dante and Cain for a min. Hunter turns on Dante- flipping him over the top as Phantom stands on the outside, hooking his arm and trying to pull Dante out- the buzzer goes again and Brent Garrison breaks dances onto the scene, heading for the ring. He slides in and goes towards Tyler and BJ- slapping a few clubs onto BJ to release Tyler, than over to Hunter for good measure.