| Joey Kewl: "DOES HE UNDERSTAND THE RULES TO THIS MATCH?" Nic E Dangerously: "There's always someone there to break up eliminations to keep this thing going for an hour. He's just doing his job." Trunks Kenni: "Well I think everyone including Garrison knows he's not going to win this so he might as well help someone last longer, right?" Dante pulls himself free, and Phantom clamors back into the ring as does Cain and Tyler. Dante swings into Phantom, doubling him over and going for the "Game Time" again but gets flipped inside out, as Phantom kneels down and blatantly chokes. Hunter punts a foot into Phantom's face, and Phantom swings up. brent and Hunter take an arm each and pull him to the ropes and go to dump. Phantom hangs on, Kane style, and is joined by BJ and Tyler, and Cain, and finally Dante. The buzzer goes again and out comes Taylor Hamilton. Out goes Taylor Hamilton. Taylor Hamilton is eliminated by short term memory. let's not even wait because everyone loves this next guy- "Take your Clothes Off' blasts as Tony Rich denies the ladies no longer and heads to the ring, passing Taylor on his way in. He comes in and goes for Phantom too as everyone wants in on this party- but then some get bored, and Hunter ducks and smap mares Ryan Cain, and kicks him in the head, breaking away from the group, perhaps to cash in. Tony Rich says hey, not everyone's gotta elim the big guy so let's DANCE. He does some Wunderkind dancing and the PA even comes out with a beat... boom boom boom boom.... But Dante is holding fast trying to get Phantom out, but then BJ leaves, and slaps the whiteness of Tony Rich. Tony blasts back, and then BJ blasts back, and then they all blast back. Hunter and Cain start trading blows, and Phantom gets himself up right again and then plows Dante to the canvas. Then plows down BJ. Then Rich. Then Hunter. Then Hunter again too cuz hes a prick and deserves it. Ryan is grabbed, and headbutted, sent on his way as he turns and hangs on the ropes, and Phantom leisurely takes him by the tights and hair and dumps him over- Ryan flings... and is flailing as the Refs eye his feet- Joey Kewl: "RYAN CAIN! RYAN CAIN NO!!" Ryan Cain is eliminated by Phan- NO... Phantom is blasted from behind by Hunter, and Ryan pulls himself sitting on the apron and pulls himself back in. His feet didn't touch! The buzzer goes off and "Spit" comes on as LUCHA HONOR comes in. Sean shoves Phantom, and is helped by Rich and BJ. And now, Latino Diablo is the force tht bands them all together, as Ryan Cain and Dante chip in- and Phantom goes over and down! Phantom is eliminated by 35% of the W2K roster! Joey Kewl: "And one bug guy of two in this match up is gone!" Nic E Dangerously: "Cross will go out just the same." Latino Diablo celebrates, and Lucha Larry would be proud. He and Tony Rich share a dance and Tony even teaches him how to swing his hips salsa style. Brent takes Latino by the mask and chuckes him over. Brent didnt get the job done though, because Latino comes back flipping over the ropes and goes into some awesome karate. I'm watching Spongebob right now and that's what he does with Sandy. Are you reading this? If you are put 3453 at the bottom of your results questionaire I just wanna see how many do read. I got this fungus on my toe and OHHH... Bobbie Jay is eliminated by Latino Diablo. How sad minorities can't work together. The buzzer, and "Pure Hatred", as the High Risk Champ makes his way down. Joey Kewl: This must be a breath of fresh air for you Dangerously." Nic E Dangerously: "If anyone can get it done it's gotta be Sef." Sef hits the apron and flies over it, barreling into Hunter, LD, Dante, Cain and Garrison. At #28 he's got a good number, and flies up, swing punching into Brent as he stands, and sends him into a corner. He lifts Brent up on the turnbuckle, and then goes for a super plex... he hits it, and tumbles, rolling over, to Sean, who catches him in a scoop slam. Dante takes out Sean and Tyler (oops), rakes Dante's back and shoves him into a recovering Brent- who picks him up in a facebuster. Dante pops up and staggers back, into Tyler Hayden, who grabs the top, and Dante in a head scissors and pulls him up and over the ropes! Dante Cross is elimina- nooo... he hangs on, blasting into Tyler's sides with his fists- until Tyler loosens and he gets free. Joey Kewl: Close call there for Dante Cross..he needs to stay off that apron if he wants to stay in this match. The camera shifts angles and we find ourselves with Latino Diablo and Tony Rich who are exchanging blows back and forth right by the ropes. Rich tries to coerce Latino over the ropes with a clothesline, but isn’t that lucky, as Latino just hits the ropes, and comes back, bringing Tony to the mat with a quick knee to the midsection. Latino decides that the slight brush with elimination(not really) was enough for him, and moves on to another combatant as Brent Garrison takes over, reigning blows down on Tony who is just trying to get back to his feet after being winded by the well placed knee of the Latin superstar. Rich gets back to his feet but isn’t staying in one place for long as Brent whips him into the turnbuckle, and goes in for a clothesline, but Tony moves quickly, elbowing Brent as he gets close, and reversing the situation, putting Brent into the turnbuckle. Garrison is lifted onto the top turnbuckle quickly, and Tony Rich follows him up, looking for a superplex, but before he can complete the move�? Joey Kewl: Look out! Both Rich AND Garrison are pushed off of the turnbuckle and over the top ropes, falling quite violently to the mat outside courtesy of Latino Diablo and�?. Joey Kewl:..When the hell did Johnny Legend get in here? Nic E Dangerously: Haha the big JL is in! and Brent Garrison and Tony Rich are gone! That’s right, its Latino Diablo and the big JL who have eliminated both men. The two celebrate the elimination, but as soon as Latino turns his back to the Johnny, well�?B>Latino Diablo is eliminated. JL quickly dumps the Latino superstar over the top rope, eliminating him rather quickly, to the disappointment of some fans, and the masked Diablo most importantly. Joey Kewl: Ya know Nic, I don’t think it was time for Johnny Legend to come out here yet. I mean I didn’t hear a buzzer or anything he could be eliminated by the officials for entering the match early. Nic E Dangerously: You’re just deaf, the buzzer DID go, you just missed it is all. Back in the ring, the Johnny Legend problem is about to be solved. Johnny is feeling rather proud of himself for getting 2 quick eliminations and turns around, ready to go for some more when BAM! His jaw is almost taken off courtesy of a Ryan Cain zero superkick! The force of the kick sends Johnny backwards and, you guessed it, over the top rope and Johnny Legend has been eliminated. Joey Kewl: There goes number 29 which means we’ve got just one entrant left. Outside the ring Johnny Legend is still having an absolute fit as Ryan waves goodbye to him, and Johnny, now sulking, begins to head off. Then something amazing, well amazing to the Big JL anyways, happens. The Buzzer goes off and ‘Boom�?by POD begins to play over the speaker system……number 29 has JUST been called up! A big smile comes across Johnnys face as he turns on his heel and charges back towards the ring, sliding under the turnbuckle and jumping to his feet with a grin. Joey Kewl: What the hell is he doing? Nic E Dangerously: He’s OFFICIALLY entering the rumble Joey! Joey rolls his eyes as in the ring, Johnny turns towards Ryan Cain, who has become more interested in Sean Hunter. Pulling Cain off of Hunter, Johnny throws the franchise, who is obviously surprised to see Johnny again, into the ropes knocking him down with a high knee. Hes quickly met by stable mate Sef Kinsley, and both men pick up Cain, just to bring him right back to the mat with a double vertical suplex. Cain tries to get to his feet but is quickly knocked down by a drop kick from JL and picked back up by the hair courtesy of Sef. Sef whips Ryan across the ring, and Johnny follows him to the ropes, delivering a clothesline that knocks Cain right over the top rope, but not to the ground, as Ryan is able to hang on to the ropes and keep himself on the apron. Johnny shakes his head, quickly delivering a blow to the head of Ryan, who comes back, headbutting JL in the gut from in between the ropes. Sef makes his way over, trying to assist with the elimination of one half of the Freaks, and manages to knock Ryan down onto his back. Both Johnny and Sef put the boots to Cain, trying to get him to the ground but Ryan has the bottom rope and is hanging on for dear life. Joey Kewl: This could be it for Ryan. As Ryans grip begins to loosen, the fans begin to count down from 5. They get to 0 and the buzzer goes, signifying number 30. The beat down on Ryan continues on the apron while in the other corner, both Tyler and Sean Hunter beat down on Dante Cross. Suddenly, the speaker system kicks in�?/FONT> "DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF THIS PROGRAM�?.LISTENER DISCRESTION…IS ADVISED" The fans EXPLODE with cheering as everything in the ring stops still and Edgecrusher begins to blare through the speaker system! Cross moves out from behind the black curtain, all 6�?" of him. Joey Kewl: I think the Texan Connection may be in a bit of trouble now! Both members of the Texan Connection move into full speed, trying to get Ryan off the apron, eliminate at least half of the freaks. Its no use though, before you can blink, Cross is in the ring, and grabs both men. He brings them together quickly, smacking both of their heads together and knocking them down. Johnny Legend gets back up first, the fool, and well, you know what happens to him…Cross grabs him by his long hair and runs towards the ropes, tossing him over the ropes, clear to the ramp way and Johnny Legend is Eliminated…again. He quickly turns around, waiting for Sef to get back him. Once he does, hes knocked right back down with the Equalizer! Cross bends down to pick Sef up and eliminate him, but before he can, he stumbles forward, as Sean Hunter has made the most foolish mistake of his career, getting involved in a fight with Cross. Joey: Uh oh…you shouldn’t have done that Sean�?/FONT> Cross stands up straight to his full height, turning around to see Sean standing there, challenging Cross to bring it on. Cross grins and shaking his head, turning back to grab Sef again, and once again, Hunter moves forward, pushing Cross. This time though, he cant move back far enough quick enough, and Cross grabs him by the wrist, sending him to the mat forcefully with a huge clothesline. Sean is picked up off his feet quickly and kicked in the gut before being disposed of courtesy of ‘the paralyzer�? Sean Hunter is Eliminated! Joey Kewl: Sean really just should have stuck to trying to eliminate Tyler or Dante…fighting Cross right now, well, its just like ASKING to be eliminated from the match. The next man to step up and fight Cross is Sef Kinsley, who is just getting to his feet from the equalizer. Cross meets him quickly, sending him back to a knee with a right hand. Cross pulls him up by his hair, but is forced to let go as Sef rakes his eyes to regain his footing. He charges at Cross, knocking him down with a quick uppercut only to pick him up and send him right back down with a swinging neck breaker. Again Cross is picked up and this time Sef tries to force him over the ropes, but isn’t able to get enough momentum on the big man, and Cross pushes him halfway across the ring for his troubles. He quickly stands back to his feet only to be grabbed by Cross and whipped into the ropes, being knocked back down by a boot to the face. Again hes picked up and this time Cross takes him by the head, much like Johnny Legend before, and moves with him towards the ropes, throwing him over the top and to the ground outside as Sef Kinsley is Eliminated!. Joey Kewl: Well, there goes the last hope for the Texan Connection…its looking like Cross could have this in the bag, he defiantly has the size advantage in this final four. Nic E Dangerously: Shut up Joey! Cross will NOT win this match, I promise you that! As Cross is yelling back and forth at Sef, Dante Cross comes running right into the back of him, courtesy of an irish whip from Tyler Hayden. Dante comes to rather quickly, and tries to dump Cross over the ropes before the big man can turn around but before he can get Cross over……BAM! Lights out courtesy of Ryan Cain and a zero superkick. Tyler grins, obviously happy with the result of his little move there, and makes his way over towards Dante, motioning to the Freaks that he’ll take care of it. He picks Dante up off the ground quickly, runs with him to the opposite ropes, and over he goes and Dante Cross has been eliminated. Joey Kewl: Final 3…and two of them are the freaks……not looking good for Tyler here, or for you Nic. Tyler yells out at Dante, making some mention of being buddy buddy with the freaks, something like that ya know? Anyways, little does he know, the Freaks are standing right behind him, waiting for him to turn around. Sure enough he does, and sure enough…well, you know what happens……after all it IS two on one. Both Ryan and Cross double snapmare Tyler to the ground before both of them pick him up again, and much like he just eliminated Dante, the freaks do the old running catapult thing, and toss Tyler over the ring and Tyler Hayden Is Eliminated. The fans begin going absolutely nuts as they realize the final two competitors are the freaks. In the ring both Ryan and Cross stare each other down for a moment before backing away a few steps and staring each other down once again. Joey Kewl: This is it, one of these men, one of these friends will be going to the main event at Wrestlepalooza to challenge for the W2K Championship. Both men move forward once again, and quickly lock up, and Cross is, to no surprise, the first one to take advantage, as he brings Ryan to the mat with a very big time vertical suplex. He picks Ryan up again, whipping him into the ropes and trying for a clothesline, but Ryan ducks, hitting the other ropes and coming back through the air with a diving forearm smash, knocking his bigger partner turned opponent down. Both men get back to their feet at almost the same time and come together, locking up again. This time its Cain that takes advantage, or at least tries to, as he locks Cross in a headlock. It doesn’t take long for Cross to pick up his smaller friend though and bring him back to the mat with a falling suplex. Cross is back to his feet quickly and picks Ryan up with him, tossing him towards the ropes and following him in for a clothesline, sending him over and to the apron outside. Ryan tries to fight off elimination but Cross fights back, trying harder to eliminate his friend, as the two exchange blows left and right. Ryan tries to force his way back through the ropes but Cross is too quick and brings up a knee, slamming it into the side of Cains head. Joey Kewl: We saw Ryan in this situation earlier…it could be over this time�?/FONT> Nic E Dangerously: Excuse me a minute…�?/FONT> Nic quickly tears his headset off and tosses it down as he races away from the table, quickly jumping onto the apron and yelling at Cross. Cross stops trying to eliminate Ryan for the moment and moves towards Nic, who is staying in his spot, still egging on Cross. Finally the big man gets to the other end of the ring where Nic is, and the W2K Champ drops down to the outside, still badmouthing Cross. The two continue shouting back and forth towards one another when suddenly, Nic moves back, wayyyy back. Before Cross can question why, he feels his feet pulled out from under him as Ryan Cain has gotten back into the ring and is pushing his partner over the ropes. Cross tries to fight it but its too late as Ryan puts all his weight into the attempt and gets Cross over and to the outside! The fans explode with cheers as the bell rings and �?6 Quite Bitter Beings�?begins to blare over the speaker system. "Here is your winner of the Anarchy Rumble and the #1 Contender to the W2K Championship at Wrestlepalooza, the Franchise RYANNNN CAINNNN!" Joey Kewl: Ryan Cain has done it! He entered at number 3 and has surpassed 27 other men and is going to be main eventing WrestlePalooza! Back in the ring Ryan has climbed onto the turnbuckle and is celebrating his win as Cross backs up the ramp slowly, applauding his partners victory. As Ryan Cain celebrates, Cross gives him his moment disappearing backstage through the curtain, as Dangerously steps back... Joey Kewl: "Ryan Cain! Ryan Cain is going to Wrestlepalooza!!" Ryan has taken to a corner. Dangerously is seething. Trunks Kenni: "Don't sit there like a bitch, Nic. Go do something." The Jerm ends up on stage- waving forom the back and yelling "JUST GET HIM! END HIM NOW!", as some people like Seph (not Sef), Triple X, UA, Taylor Hamilton, The Goon, and the Superemacists all run down and enter the ring, circling Cain. They all then beset on him, clubbing away, over and over in a big pile. Ryan is getting blasted and plasted, when all the sudden... Public Address: "Due to the graphic nature of this program... listener discretion is advised." "Edgecrusher" blasts, as Cross barrels down the ramp, shoving the Jerm off the stage and into a pile of oblivion- then heads into the ring and spinebusts Taylor- he rolls out. UA gets double chokeslammed, and they roll out. The White Boys get blasted with european uppercuts, and Ryan starts to fight back again as the Freaks clear the ring again, standing high. Trunks Kenni: "Still didn't get it done- Nic? Where'd he go?" Dangerously has gotten a chair and sent some poor sap in, the Goon- who Cross kicks and goes for a powerbomb- but NED flies in and nails Cross between the eyes with a chair, and then ege first into the gut, and a second time with a chair. Seph has just been dispatched by Cain, who turns around and BAM! Edge into the gut, and drops the chair as he readies for the "Jagged Reality". He drops Cain in the center of the ring- on the chair as he bounces off, and he calls for the belt. Nic E Dangerously: "Congratualtions, Ryan. You just went from Clownshoe to target. See you in a month!" Dangerously tosses the mic down, as "King Nothing" rumbles back over and now, the tables have turned and Ryan Cain is plastered, and this time NED walks off with the smug look. Fade. [c] W2K Entertainment 2008. |
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