Ryan: No, macaroni is definitely better.

CJ: Wtf, Ryan? This argument is over. Seriously.

Ryan Cain, resident Anarchy 2008 Champion, and his kid sister CJ sit in Ryan’s locker room having some ridiculous argument. Ryan just kinda shakes his head in disbelief at the fact that she just won’t agree with him on this�?when the locker room door swings open and a big, scary figure steps over the threshold. They both look up as the body eclipses the light behind it�?and Ryan’s expression goes kinda smug.

Ryan: Nope.

Cross: Nope, what?

Ryan: Nope, you’re not welcome here.

Cross: What the- ?

Ryan stands up looking�?well�?angry.

Ryan: FRIENDS DON’T REMIND THE WORLD ABOUT EMBARRASSING MOMENTS IN FRIENDS�?CAREERS!

CJ starts laughing and Ryan looks at her.

Ryan: It isn’t funny!

Cross just kinda smirks, realizing that Ryan’s talking about earlier in the week when he showed not just CJ, but all of W2K - considering it was on the On-Camera Board - a “music video�?they made a few years ago. Cross and Hernandez were in it�?but it really was all Ryan’s idea.

Cross: Yes it is.

CJ catches her breath.

CJ: He’s right. It’s hilarious.

Ryan looks at her again.

Ryan: What the heck, CJ? Didn’t you not like him or something?

Cross: Yeah, she didn’t. But people seem to ignore the negative things I’ve done for some reason.

Ryan: Unless they’re ragging on me.

Ryan sits down and Cross walks further into the room, letting the door shut behind him as he drops his bag.

Cross: Or if they’re Tyler Hayden. What a d-bag; trying to turn everyone against me. Who cares if I turned my back on you and threw you off a scaffold?

CJ: Again.

Cross: Yeah, again.

Ryan: Yeah, especially after I got you fired.

Cross: Yeah! What the hell, man?!?

Ryan: That’s what people seem to forget- or at least ignore when they’re talking about us and our past. Honestly, I would’ve thrown my ass off that scaffold, too.

CJ: You got him fired?

Cross’s eyes go kinda wide at her question. People really *do* forget some not-so-intricate details sometimes.

Cross: Hell yes.

Ryan just smirks.

Ryan: Well, kinda. It was�?Jack.

Cross: Yeah, well, I didn’t know that.

CJ: Are you talking about when you went all retarded?

Cross: Yeah, this crazy bastard’s “imaginary friend�?cost me my job. I didn’t know that. So I turned on him, stole his girl, and broke his back in the Match of the Year.

Ryan: Mental illness is not something to make light of.

Cross: Well no one remembers it anyway. All everyone remembers is I turned on you.

Ryan: And I was addicted to painkillers. How convenient.

CJ: Well, either way, you’re both insane and you both have tendencies to be total dicks sometimes.

Ryan and Cross just smirk, nod, and exchange a fist bump.

Cross: Welcome to professional wrestling.

Ryan: Too true. Anyway, Dante may not like me too much, but neither does anyone else around here except you two, so do work tonight, homie.

Cross: Yes sir. And Hayden’s been talking a little too much, so just do me a favor and make sure he knows he’s only in the Main Event because he’s facing a Freak.

Ryan: Haha, you know it.

They slap hands.

CJ: Goons.