We got to the ring where "Clothes Off" by Gym Class Heroes plays over the PA System. Tony Rich is in the ring, armed with a microphone. There's a long leather couch in the centre of the ring... A 'Rich is Review' banner is shown on the Jumbotron and stays there. Whilst a couple of large 'Rich in Review' headline banners drop from the rafters in the ceiling of the arena. There are ten girls in the ring with Rich, all stood by the ropes on all four sides of the ring... Rich lays across the leather couch now, smiling arrogantly as the music fades off.

Tony Rich: "Fine Lookin' Ladies in the audience tonight... Welcome too the return edition of 'Rich in Review'. Now..."

Screams and whistles from he crowd follow... Rich waits for a few moments before carrying on.

Tony Rich: "The format is no different. Every week the X-Rated Magic; Tony Rich will be interviewing a lucky W2K Star in this very ring. Giving his unique flavour too Thursday Night Meltdown. This week's guest is very special... Infact, it doesnt actually GET MUCH better than this, ladies..."

Rich looks round at the gorgeous ladies in the ring for a couple of seconds...

Tony Rich: "Because tonight's guest... is ME, Tony Rich! Oh yes, i'll be interviewing myself in the most wanted interview of the 21st Century."

The chicks in the ring all scream in excitement, whilst there's a few boo's from the crowd.

Tony Rich: "I've even attracted the Heiress; Paris Hilton too tonight's show..."

The Jumbotron cuts too Paris Hilton, whos in the crowd! Suddenly there's a mixture of whistles and boo's, amid chants of "SLUT". Hilton waves, smiling widely with her 'RICH IS A DAMN SEXY BITCH' T-Shirt on.

Tony Rich: "The hottest female celebrities always come out for the X-Rated Magic. And that does lead too my first question... Whats it like having the burden of such a gorgeous body?"

Rich almost sighs... smiling.

Tony Rich: "Such a burden, Tony. But on these broad shoulders, I can handle the weight of the pressure. The weight of expectation. I'm expected too always be perfect, but that's fine, because I expect it myelf. I'm an incredible specimen... I'll always attract the finest ladies around, literally giving them the *ride* of their lives. I thrive under the pressure, Tony."

Rich gets off the couch now... and slings across too a blonde hottie stood by one of the turnbuckles.

Tony Rich: "My next question is... How do you manage too ensnare all the ladies?"

Rich rubs his chin... then slides his hand down the blonde's arm.. then round her hips..

Tony Rich: "I draw them in. I let them know, without even uttering a word that this is the peak. The biggest compliment they will ever recieve is the fact that Tony Rich is interested in them... that and my incredible record of 88 pelvic thrusts-per-second."

Joey Kewl: "...Wow."

Tony Rich: "Tony, i'm going too make this my last question before everyone has too pay for their admission tickets again because they've been over indulged...... Are we gonna see you in action next Thursday?"

Rich nods, strolling back into the centre of the ring.

Tony Rich: "I'll be on your screens next week in the TV Title Tournament Quarter Finals... A tournament i'm destined too win in my climb too the top of W2K. I promise too deliver the entertainment that W2K has been starved of. The X-Rated Magic is back babay."