Night of the living base heads by Public enemy blares over the speakers as Rot and Con Escobar make their way out from behind the curtain to a decent reaction of cheers. Rot’s got some noticeable bags under his eyes and indeed looks like a base head. Con looks pumped up and ready to go as the two members of the SoD hit the ring. Both guys walk to opposite sides of the ring and climb up on the turnbuckles posing to the crowd getting them all excited and ready for the big fight that’s about to take place. They both climb down as their music shuts off and everything gets silent.
Joey: “You hear that?�?/FONT>
Trunks: “I don’t hear anything, the fans are completely silent, kinda eerie.�?/FONT>
Joey: “It’s the calm before the storm, Trunks. Cross has been backstage stewing all night ever since what happened to Dante earlier. We all know the history with all of them, and the Jerm bringing back old memories reminding Cross of how he stole his spot in eGold. This just has to make it that much worse on the Sons of Disaster tonight. Handicap or night, this is gonna be a long night for all of them.�?/FONT>
“DUE TO THE GRAPHIC NATURE OF THIS CONTENT…LISTENER DISCRETION…IS ADVISED!�?/STRONG>
The opening chords to Edgecrusher by Fear Factory explode over the loud speakers as the fans come out of their seat blowing the roof off the place with cheers as the big man of W2K tears out through the curtains onto the stage.
Joey: “This is one of the matches we’ve all been waiting for all month. Anarchy not only crowned a new number one contender but it also ignited several feuds and rivalries that will one way or the other be settled here tonight!�?/FONT>
Cross wastes no time as he walks down the aisle staring straight into the ring giving the impression that nothing short of Rot dying is what’s gonna happen tonight. The big man stops at the ring apron and looks side to side at the fans around the arena then with a devilish grin rolls into the ring getting face to face with the SoD as Rot pulls out a microphone.
Joey: “Great, more thoughts from a mad man.�?/FONT>
Rot: “Tonight’s the end of the line big man. It’s been real, it’s been fun, just hasn’t been real fun. You know, seeing as how you blew up my bus, beat up my friend and used my midget as a freaking football! Not to mention that little stunt that caused BBK’s insurance to raise sky high!�?/FONT>
“YEAH YA JERK!!�?/FONT>
They look around noticing a big fat man hiding behind some cotton candy.
Rot: “And after all that. All the money you cost us, you had to go one step further and talk Kilo into turning his back on us, then Kilo even tried getting in Con’s head to turn him too! Well guess what smart guy, Con isn’t as feeble minded as Kilo and isn’t as easily manipulated as that dumbass! I’m the best wrestler alive, the last great microphone wielder, and Con is a fucking BEAST! So your chances of survival just dropped down to-�?/FONT>
Cross snatches the mic away from Rot.
Joey: “I was wondering when that would happen.�?/FONT>
Cross: “Would you SHUT…THE FUCK…UP!?�?/FONT>
The fans pop, everyone loves the f bomb.
Cross: “Jesus God man, don’t you ever get sick of hearing yourself talk? I mean seriously, this best wrestler ever crap and that last great mic wielder BULLSHIT is getting real old real fast. If you’re such a superior talent then why is it you can’t ever win anything worth a shit? What do you have? Huh? Where’s your W2K title reigns, your eGold inductions. Your grand slam wins? Where are the people scattered around this circuit talking about how they fear Rot, about how Rot is one of the baddest mother fuckers they’ve ever been beaten up by? I’ll tell you where, nowhere. Those people don’t exist because nobody is afraid of you Rot. You don’t have those big title reigns because you’ve never beaten ANYONE worth a fuck. While you were off jobbing to guys like Drew Stevenson and having a never ending feud with that little shrimp Palsied, I was off winning championships and carving memories into alllll of these peoples minds. I was out killing myself in matches with guys like Ryan Cain and Skylar, people like Black Widow and Izzy Taylor, and having damn good matches with them too. Where are the scars to show you give a crap? Where are the plaques and the trophies showing you’re worth a crap? WHERE IS IT ROT!? This is the last time you get to call yourself by any of those names, because until you earn it, you don’t get that privilege. You ever think about how pissed off people get when your punk ass comes out here claiming to be the best when you lose week after week? Even if you don’t lose every match, it doesn’t matter. People can see through who’s full of shit and who isn’t. Every time you run your mouth about being the best you lose that much more respect in the back. You get that much closer to getting your ass beat. By guys like me, who tonight finally gets the shot to put the nail in your coffin. To shut you both up for good. Last great mic wielder? I’m about to wield this mic right up your ass, and as for this bitch of a beast. We’ll see how beastly you are when you go muscle to muscle with the biggest and baddest mother fucker here, and the reason why I can say that and you can’t? Because people don’t hate on the truth.�?/FONT>
Cross throws the mic over the top rope to the floor and steps back pulling off his Seifer T Shirt he wore to the ring. Rot looks a little white in the face as Con looks irate about being called a bitch.
Trunks: “I didn’t think he was ever gonna shut up.�?/FONT>
Joey: “I think Rot’s about to cry.�?/FONT>
Trunks: “Well I probably would too if I had to go through all of that, jeez. Talk about pulling no punches.�?/FONT>
Cross walks back to his corner as do the SoD as Bink takes center ring.
Binkle: “Ladies and gentlemen, this handicap match is set for one fall with NO time limit. One fall to a finish and there MUST be a winner. No disqualifications.�?/FONT>
Joey: “Wow when was that stip added?�?/FONT>
Trunks: “I heard Rot and The Jerm had a special one on one phone call earlier after all the chaos that involved Jerm and Dante went down. Guess that rumor was true.�?/FONT>
Binkle: “First, in the black and yellow trunks. ROOOOOOTTTTT!!!�?
Rot gets a mixed reaction from the fans.
Binkle: “And his partner. Wearing black…COOOON ESSSCCCOOOBAAAAARRRR!!!�?/FONT>
Con gets a pretty positive reaction, which doesn’t seem to go over too well with Rot.
Binkle: “And their opponent…Wearing red and black camouflage…�?/FONT>
Before Bink even announces his name the fans go nuts with cheers and chants of Cross.
Binkle: THIS…IS…CRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSSS!!!!!�?/FONT>
The fans stomp their feet and clap their hands trying to make as much noise as humanly possible while Cross steps out into the center of the ring telling either Rot or Con to get it started. Con steps forward but Rot pulls him back and lectures him about how he should start the match. Con shrugs it off and lips whatever as he steps out of the ring. Rot still talking to Con, tells him “LET ME SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE�?while back stepping turns around as the bell rings and Cross clocks him with a hard right to the mouth. Rot falls back and scoots back to his corner tagging in Con with a quickness. Con steps in with a smirk on his face shaking his head at Rot, until he looks over and sees Cross is now in his face.
Joey: “So much for Rot starting the match off to show Con how it’s done.�?/FONT>
Con gets a grin on his face, he looks ready for a fight and throws the first punch. Cross returns a punch that rocks Con back a few steps. Con runs forward and hits Cross with a hard clothesline that rattles the big man who stumbles back. Con runs back hitting the ropes and comes back BIG BOOT BY CROSS! Con goes down hard sitting up holding his mouth as he rolls over on his side using the ropes to drag himself back to his corner to tag Rot. Rot steps back.
Rot: “NUH UH!!�?/FONT>
Rot starts shaking his head as the fans laugh, pissing him off enough to tag himself back in. Rot gets in the ring looking like he’s ready for war when suddenly he tags back out to Con and rolls out of the ring telling Con to wrestle.
Joey: “What in the world is Rot doing!?�?/FONT>
Trunks: “Sending the pawns in to fight for the King.�?/FONT>
Con looks irritated now and gets back in the ring with his attention on Rot who’s on the outside playing up a twisted knee. Cross rushes Con with a knee to the side and then one to the head as he rips him through the ropes into the ring flooring Con with a short arm clothesline.
Trunks: “See that’s what I like most about Cross. Even though he’s a sucker for the people, he still knows he has to do anything and everything to win.�?/FONT>
Joey: “Well some of his methods are indeed questionable but when faced against two men I agree, if Con isn’t paying attention that’s his fault.�?/FONT>
Cross covers Con but only gets a two as we now see Rot getting back up on the apron. Cross gets off of Con and then runs forward towards Rot going for a left hook but Rot jumps down off the apron and runs around the ring mocking Cross, then stops and goes back to remembering his knee is supposedly hurt.
Joey: “What a fraud!�?/FONT>
Cross turns around and Con hits him with a drop kick. Cross stumbles back into the corner and Con runs forward with a clothesline then slams his shoulder into Cross�?gut several times. Con climbs up on the turnbuckles and starts a ten punch combo when all of a sudden Rot tags himself in and quickly gets in the ring telling Con to leave. Con gives him a WTF look as he gets out of the ring. Rot goes to hit Cross but Cross grabs him and throws Rot into the corner and lays in a few punches then goes for a short distance clothesline but Rot ducks out of the way and quickly tags back out to Con.
Trunks: “Close Cross, but no cigar. Rot is playing this one smart.�?/FONT>
Joey: “Smart!? He’s making Con fight the whole match while he runs and hides!�?/FONT>
Trunks: “HIS KNEE IS INJURED OKAY!?�?/FONT>
Joey: “Whatever!�?/FONT>
Cross goes after rot while Con takes this time to climb up to the top rope. Cross turns around and Con leaps off with a cross body block. Cross turns right into it and goes does, Con stays on for the pin. 1...2...KICK OUT! Cross pushes Con off him and completely over the referee.
Joey: “Now that Trunks. Is raw power.�?/FONT>
Con gets up first looking amazed he was just throws like a rag doll. Cross sits up and slowly stands up as Con meets him with some right hands, Cross returns the favor and hits Con back. Con runs forward for a clothesline but Cross reverses it right into the Zig Zag [Pepsi Twist] Con goes down hard as Cross makes the cover. 1...2...ROT MAKES THE SAVE! Rot comes in stomping on Cross then high tails it again. Cross gets back up and runs after Rot who drops off the ring apron again. Con comes up behind Cross and hits him with a back cracker. Cross bounces off Con’s knees and goes down face first as Con gets up where Rot again tags himself in. Rot gets in with his back to Cross arguing with Con telling him he’s got it under control. Cross is getting up behind the unaware Rot now as the fans start cheering. Rot thinks it’s for him as he takes a bow and then turns around facing Cross. Rot turns and runs to tag Con but Con jumps down off the apron. “NO YOU GOT THIS REMEMBER!?�?/FONT>
Joey: “Looks like Rot is screwed here Trunks!�?/FONT>
Rot gulps and then turns around where Cross picks him up in a gorilla press slam and tosses Rot halfway across the ring. Rot rolls to the outside and slowly stands back up holding his ribs as Cross runs forward with a sliding dropkick that sends Rot face first into the guard rail. Cross goes out after him rolling Rot back in the ring where he too follows. Rot gets up on his knees begging Cross for a time out when Cross nods his head apparently giving Rot a break. Rot gets up thanking Cross when the big man floors him with a clothesline. Rot springs back up and Cross kicks him in the gut then hits him with a backhand to the neck, following with a big haymaker that turns Rot inside out as he crawls towards Con who just points behind Rot. Rot just wants a tag, Cross grabs Rot by the foot and picks him up while swinging him around in circles around the ring then letting go causing Rot to fly into the corner landing on his feet like a cat but totally out of it. Cross runs forward and smashes Rot with the Stoner Splash.
Trunks: “HE JUST BROKE EVERY BONE IN HIS BODY!!�?/FONT>
Joey: “HE HAD IT COMING!�?/FONT>
Rot stumbles out of the corner and falls face down as Cross picks Rot up and holds him up for the Edgecrusher, finally Con gets back in, he wanted to prove a point not lose the match. Con pulls Rot down then gets back on the ring apron. Cross turns around seeing Palsied on the ring apron, he goes and knocks Palsied down as Rot makes the tag to Con. Con comes in from behind while the ref is busy arguing with BBK who now too is outside of the ring. Out from the crowd now is Kilo sliding into the ring. Con turns and Kilo busts a chair over his skull and Con crashes down hard as the seat of the chair halfway broke off. Kilo slides out of the ring as Cross turns and grabs BBK slingshot ting him into the ring over the top rope. BBK gets up holding his hip begging Cross not to beat a fat man. Cross pushes BBK into the corner and starts laying in right hands while Con slowly tries to crawl over to Rot.
Joey: “That referee needs to get control of this situation!�?/FONT>
Trunks: “Cross just needs to stop picking on innocent bystanders!�?/FONT>
Cross lifts the fat man up over his head and runs forward tossing BBK out onto Palsied, well he would’ve if Palsied didn’t run for his life. BBK splats down on the floor as stuffing flies out of the mats. Con reaches out to tag in Rot, and Rot steps backwards down the steps and flips Con off walking away as the fans boo him big time. Con pulls himself up with the ropes not understanding what Rot’s thinking. Con turns and stumbles up to Cross who kicks him in the gut and lifts Con up for the Edgecrusher. Cross drops down as Con’s head smashes into the mat. Cross gets up looking at Rot who’s walking away and locks in the Crucifixion on Con, the inverted Texas Cloverleaf/Tequila Sunrise submission move. Con has no choice but to tap out. Cross releases the hold as the bell rings and Edgecrusher plays again. Cross looks down at Con, then back up at the aisle where Rot used to be, but apparently went backstage.
Bink: “Your winner of the match…BY SUBMISSION�?CRRRROOOOOOSSSSSS!!!!�?/FONT>
Cross exit’s the ring and makes his way up the aisle slapping hands with the fans as he passes by, even stopping to sign his number on a huge pair of jugs from some hot blonde in the front row.
Trunks: “Lucky bastard.�?/FONT>
Cross makes his way up the stage and leaves through the curtain as the camera focuses back on Con in the ring who’s being checked on by the ref.
Joey: “Tough break for Con Escobar tonight Trunks. He fought hard but basically, Rot screwed him.�?/FONT>
Trunks: “Looks like Kilo was right after all. I bet Con feels dumb as hell. And in a lot of pain too, that submission, ouch.�?/FONT>
Edgecrusher stops playing as everyone is semi silent waiting on con to get up or something to happen. Finally there’s a lot of boos again as we see Rot coming out with another referee and a microphone. Rot rushes into the ring and bends over checking on Con who still hasn’t moved much. Rot helps Con up while holding the mic up. Con still looks half out of it as he’s only really standing thanks to Rot.
Rot: “Con, bro, listen. I’m so sorry, I don’t know what the Hell I was thinking…I’m…I’M SORRY I WAITED SO LONG TO DO THIS!�?/FONT>
Rot spits in Con’s face and then lifts him up on his shoulders. Rot holds the mic up with his free hand.
Rot: “And thanks to my boss Mr. McMillion…the TV title tournament finals will begin…RIGHT…NOW! RING THE BELL!�?/FONT>
This new ref calls for the bell as Rot lifts Con up and brings him down driving his knee into Con’s throat.
Trunks: “ROT HIT’S THE MOCK!�?/FONT>
Joey: “OH THIS IS TOTAL GARBAGE, TRUNKS!!�?/FONT>
Rot drops down and covers Con. 1.�?.�?!!! The bell rings again as Megadef by Styles of Beyond hits over the speakers and Rot is handed the new TV Title belt. Rot points down yelling in Con’s face as he clutches the TV title and leaves the ring.
Joey: “So despicable.�?/FONT>
Trunks: “Well up next is Dante and Haywire, a match that should be very, very rough.�?/FONT>
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