"Go To Sleep" by Eminem starts bumping over the speakers, and soon enough Dante is seen exiting the backstage area. He stands up on the stage holding the Ugly Stick. His face is absolutely devoid of emotion, the man is insane in the membrane! He walks down the ramp as the fans boo the ever living crapola out of him. Some of the more vocal fans try to get at the Hardcore Canuck, but nothing affects him. Like a true BA. He gets to the steel steps, and moves into the ring.

Binkle: "Introducing first; hailing from Ottawa, Onatario, Canada... He is the Hardcore Canuck... DANTE CROSS!"

Just as Dante is about to climb the turnbuckle, The Jerm gets on the jumbotron. The fans boo, and Dante doesn't look too happy either. In fact, he looks like he wants to commit homocide right about now. Looks like this narrator is quitting his job after tonight!

Jerm: "Hello Dante, how's the girlfriend... or what's left of her! HAHAH! But in all seriousness, it looks like both of your opponents aren't here. NED's out getting much deserved vacation time, and Sef is probably drunk in an alley somewhere. I don't care. He'll be off until further notice. Now I know Dante needs to take some of his aggressions out on me, and I can just send Rot down there to beat up on him, but Rot just had a very long and grueling match. So we can't do that, because that wouldn't be fair for anyone. But I do have someone that is willing to play lemming, and well I don't care if he's willing or not. Send him out!"

"Spit" by Sepultra hits over the speakers, and the fans erupt! Latino Diablo walks out from behind the curtains, and looks out to the fans. Then he looks in the ring, and that's where he doesn't look too enthused to wrestle.

Jerm: "And Cross, don't even THINK about coming out here, or you'll be sent sent in a cardboard box to a funeral home. Oops, sorry again, Dante. Hahaha"

The jumboTron cuts out, and Latino Diablo is almost down to the ring now. Dante looks even more pissed now after the Jerm's comments, oh and it could be that L-D is about to enter the ring. Just as L-D rolls into the ring, Dante goes right after him, slamming his boots into the back of his head with no remorse whatsoever. The ref rings the bell, as Dante lifts L-D up, throws him into the ropes, and then hits him with a huge leg lariat on his way back. Dante brings L-D back up to his feet after drilling him in the face with vicious fists. He throws LD into the corner, runs after him, and hits a HUGE front dropkick on him.

Kewl: "After a cheapshot, Dante is dominating this match and his ex-faction mate."

Trunks: "Diablo is getting what he deserves."

Dante stands up, and lifts L-D up onto the top rope. It looks like he's setting him up for the Game Time from up top, but L-D fights back! L-D punches at Dante's mid-section, and hits him square in the jaw causing him to fall off the ropes! Dante hits the mat, gets back up, and sees L-D flying off of the top rope. Dante has no time at all to reverse the cross-body splash from Diablo. He hits the mat hard, and Diablo goes for a pin. Not wanting this match to go on much longer. He gets a one count, and Dante is already up to his feet.

Kewl: "Dante is in a seething rage! He looks like he's about to snap Diablo's head off!"

Trunks: "DO IT DANTE! DO IT!"

L-D looks up at Dante, and doesn't even see Dante's knee zooming straight for his face. The knee connects hard with L-D's jaw, and he falls back. But Dante catches him, sets him up, and hits the Canadian Destroyer! L-D's head smacks the canvas, and he slumps to the mat. Dante stands up, looks down, and shakes his head.

Kewl: "What? C'MON DANTE! PIN HIM!"

Dante rolls out of the ring, grabs the Ugly Stick off of the Timekeeper's table, and then rolls back into the ring. He stands up, walks over to L-D, and waits for him to stand up. L-D grabs a hold of Dante's shorts, trying to pull himself up, and Dante just stands there with nothing but the thirst for blood in his eyes. L-D is to his knees now, suddenly Dante steps back, and SLAMS the Ugly Stick upside L-D's head! Diablo starts to fall back, and here comes more shots. WHAM! WHAP! WHAP! WHAP! BAM! BAMBOOZLE! Dante hits L-D over and over and over again as the ref rings the bell over and over again.

Kewl: "STOP IT DANTE! STOP!"

Trunks: "Damn, das a spicy meatball-uh!"

Binkle: "Here is your winner due to disqualification... LATINO DIABLO!"