The show opens with Jeremy McMillion walking to his office carrying a briefcase. He’s walking down the hall when he stops sniffing the air.
Jerm: “What’s that smell? Is there a James McKnight match going on?�?/FONT>
He gets to the door, unlocks it and opens the door .. only to be met by a waist deep avalanche of manure pouring out of his office, into the hallway. The rush of shit is so strong it knocks Jerm forward, face first right into the shit. He sits up, his face going a brilliant red and he sees a note taped to the inside of his office door.
You seemed a quart low, this is on us.
The Freaks
Jerm: “AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!�?/FONT>
We cut to the arena and the screaming W2K fans. We go ringside right away.
Kewl: “Welcome to Monday Night Rage! The true Indy alternative in pro wrestling today! We have a stacked card here tonight including the every one of our Champions!�?/FONT>
Trunks: “But not one Title on the line retard.�?/FONT>
Kewl: “Pffft, we’re not going to give that away for free. Fade To Black is two weeks away and we already have one blockbuster match announced; Cross versus Nic E. Dangerously in the FTW Cage!�?/FONT>
Trunks: “Cross is the MAN, even I will admit that but he better not get to overconfident. NED’s back is to the wall and we all know how *Dangerous* he can be.
Kewl: “Very true, we also have the in ring return of Tim Torn to W2K!�?/FONT>
Trunks: “Ya, he’s made some waves in pro wrestling but I’ll wait and see if he’s still got the stuff.�?/FONT>
Kewl: “The stuff?�?/FONT>
Trunks: “Ask your Mom, she had to wash it out of her hair this morning.�?/FONT>
Kewl: �?.. I hate you.�?/FONT>
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