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| *The scene opens up with the camera watching the backs of two men as they walk down a hall.They are obviously inside the home of a very rich person.The two continue walk,the one on the right is taller an walks with a slight limp(he clearly has a knee injury),the one on the left has a walk that makes it evident he has had back problems in the past.Finally the two come to a large dinning room.They have seat an soon the camera gets a look at their faces an revels them to be Jericho KoX an Christian Michaels.CM orders something from the chef an sends the chef towards KoX. CM: Yo,man ask for anything you want man.Hell we pay 28 of these guys to cook so at least one is bound to know how to cook whateva ya want. KoX: Can ya get me a big mac? CM: A Big Mac? I tell you we can fix whateva ya want an you ask for a Big Mac? KoX: Well you said anything didn't ya? You don't wanna disappoint your old teacher do ya? CM: Fine,Big Mac it is. Jana get my friend here a Big Mac. Wait,with or with out cheese? KoX: With cheese of course. What kind of idiot doesn't have cheese on his Big Mac? *The cook Jana takes down the orders an leaves. CM then presses a button on the side of the table an a wall slides open reveling a big screen tv.KoX knew CM was loaded but didn't know he was this loaded.CM begins to flip through the channels.* KoX: Damn man. How spoiled are you? CM: Spoiled? I ain't spoiled,I just get what I want most of the time. Course I really wanted the European title last week too but that fell through. Eclipse is a tuff S.O.B. KoX: Tuff? Hell I damn near beat him.I should be sitting right here right now wearing that fucking belt,but thanks to that damned Headrush of his I ain't. Thing is I made one little ass mistake an he was there to capitalize. Like I kept telling your ass when I was training you, One lil fuck up can cost ya the match. If you hadn't gone around advertising your injury I woulda been kicking your ass an taking that European title. *KoX then chunks his still half full beer bottle an it shatters against the wall. CM's butler,Harrison had to duck the bottle.* CM: Holy shit man! Chill out man! Damn,not only did ya waste a good beer but ya prolly ruined the damn wall paper. KoX: Man I don't give a flying fuck about your wallpaper. Looks cheap anyways. CM: Cheap?? Man that is top of the line,laced in 10 karat gold wall paper. Anyways what the hell ya mean if I hadn't been advertising my injury? Incase ya took too many headshots an forgot he beat me with that damn power bomb of his. KoX: Look dumbass, he focused on your injured knee during the match.That made you fucking have to focus on protecting it from his inverted-sharpshooter.Thus your arrogant lil ass was not prepared to defend against the Final Fears. Is any of this getting into your thick ass fucking head? CM: Yeah,I got ya bro. Lets see if Rage's card is up. *CM flips the channel over to the MSN network.Just at that time the card for Rage is being repeated.KoX gets a lil happy seeing as how he gets a newbie who prolly won't be too much of a challenge,CM on the other hand has turned ghost-white. Kox turns back an sips from his new beer an bites into his Big Mac.CM can't even hold a knife an cut his steak.* KoX: Um.......Christian? Bro?Friend? Dumb motherfucker who ain't answering me at all? CM(snapping out of the trance): Huh?.....What?.......Who?....... KoX: Damn,what the hell you drinking over there?What is it man? What the fuck has you whiter than Patrick Swayze after he was killed in Ghost? CM: Man that card said I gotta take on Kutter Monday. Ya know the big guy who for the most part threw 3oo an something pound Ded Dog around like a ragdoll.Lil ole me has to take him on Monday. WHAT THE FUCK?? First I have a battle with Vig,an the guy is everybit as tuff as his rep makes him sound,an now I am being thrown right back in with a bigger an stronger lion. KoX: You mean Bullgod dude? Man he ain't that tuff.Oh sure he can grunt an snort an blow smoke out his nose like some sort of demon but you can beat him. CM: Beat him? Man what the hell did you smoke before ya came here? He'll GORE me right outta my boots. Wait! I have an idea, I'll just anchor my boots to the mat when he sets up for the GORE. KoX: Oh thats a brilliant fucking idea. After that the you'll only be half the man you was. CM: Good point maybe that ain't a great idea.Hmm.........think me think me think dammit. KoX: Hey here's an idea......ASK ME FOR HELP!!! I have beaten the guy before. That means I can teach you what you need to know to beat him.Simple huh? You over there freaking out an shit for no reason. Hell you have the best damn former W2K champion to teach ya how to beat him. CM: Ok then genious,how do I beat him? An if you tell me not to show up I'm gonna kill ya. KoX: Man you got a training place in Fort Knox here? CM: Yeah......... KoX: Good, now let me finish this damn Big Mac an I'll train ya again.<KoX finishes his burger>Ok,first things first, you go get a big metal chest plate an then write me a 5,000 dollar check. CM: What the hell do you need a 5,000 dollar check for? KoX: Well shit man, we may be great friends an all but I'm tired of training your ass for free.Now get to stepping. *The camera fades out on CM having one of the butlers go get him a metal chestplate as he am KoX head off to CM's personal gym.* |
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| Imagine pic of Rhyno here | (It's Kutter- he's back and he is one pissed off Bullgod. First, a heavy illness takes him out of promo cutting for over a week, then on the first Meltdown, he got held up in traffic. This week? He missed his plane after being with five prostitutes the night before- which was actually a good thing, because the plane crashed. Oh well... win some, lose some. The worst part is losing the W2K Championship to that fuckhead Superstar. Ugh. Anyways, Kutter is in the Kutter's Destruction Agency locker room, half torn apart from where he's been throwing anything that isn't bolted down, and ripping out anything that is. The walls are falling into pieces, and even the ceiling is coming down. A normal day in the life of the Hardkore Ikon.) Kutter Flash: "Hehehee.... okay, okay. I can admit, I lost. I fucking lost, because of the fucking Mega Heels and the other fuckless worms out in the back. I'll remember- I lost because of all of you... Super has MY belt, and fuck it all, I'm going to take it back!!! Fuck all of you, you fucking cowards! All of you had to get involved, when I GORED his mother fucking ass twice- TWICE YOU FUCKERS! He was done, then that fucking Kryptonite Krunch on that fucking chair... oh yeah, you people are going to feel my wrath, alright... oh yeah.... but that ain't all... no... it;s not, is it, Superchile?" (Kutter gets all pissed and kicks some steel lockers. It bends and collapses underr his power, and he continues...) KF: "Superchile. You fuckhead, I had my retun shot at the fucking Title, that fucking title coud have been mine again, and when I had Ded Dog beat, your ass hits me... your ass interferes, your ass has some kind of deathwish.... and believe me, that wish will be fullfilled.... but your lucky ass was saved by none other than Hollywood... Hollywood, my dear uncle... you gave Chile a few more days- AT MOST... but soon... soon I'll get my hands on him... oh, yes, I will! And when I do... when I do, Hollywood, he'll be perfect for your new clique, he'll be little more than puddy in your hands... but I have someone to practice on... oh yes, oh yes, Christian... I love fighting Cruiserweights... you are going to get so hurt... (Kutter smiles) And forget about training from Koxucker... (Grins now) Because all he did was RUN... and that's just what you should do.... RUN YOUR ASS OUT OF THIS ARENA!! Because if you don't... if you don't, and I catch you and I get my hands on you and I tear you to pieces and you die and blood gushes out and Skitso drinks it and I laugh... well then, you'll feel pretty damn fucking stupid for showing up, now won't you? I know I would... of course, I'm not the one that'll be waked on Tuesday.... so, boy, lace up your running shoes, and not your wrestling boots... and get your ass to Taco bell or some other border... or you could just stand in that ring and get your ass beaten from pillar to post... hehehe... I hope you show... because I'm a bit rusty, so my moves will be wild and more deadly.... hehhe... see you Monday, monkey boy...." (Kutter rips open the door and steps out, then slams it shit. A few seconds later, it falls over on the camera... static...) |
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| *The arena is still in a buzz over the shocking turn of events where Wasted Youth came out an gave up the CW title. Suddenly "Its My Life" by Bon Jovi hits heralding the return of Tennessee's richest son.The fans give a pretty good pop for CM,of course its nowhere near the pops that are given for Super or Jericho.Christian is slapping hands as he comes down to the ring,hell he even takes time to go over an shake the hands of Trunks an Joe.CM looks pretty cool an collected for a guy that in four days takes on a guy who in two nights ran through just about the whole roster.CM grabs a mic an then slides into the ring. CM: Hello to all you wonder fans from right here in Philadelphia,Pa.Now as much as I love going home for a day an chilling out an relaxing all cool like Joe over there,I must say I love coming up here to Phila. I mean sure you fans cheered when Michael Irvin the greatest reciever in Dallas Cowboys' history had his NFL career ended over at Veterans Stadium,but that don't make yall bad people.Now as yall all saw from that tape of me an my friend Jericho chilling,I got a pretty nice pad. Now unfortunately Jericho seems to at times have a temper problem an he ruined some of my wallpaper.Thats ok though cause he is a great friend. Anyways at was at this time I found out I would be facing the "Bullgod" himself Monday on Rage. At first I was afraid but after some talking about strategy with my friend I have realized that I CAN an WILL defeat Kutter. Now lets review the promo Kutter did. *On the jumbotron Kutter's promo begins.Its going at normal speed when suddenly it goes into fast forward till it come to the part where Kutter mentions CM.CM wakes from a fake sleep an talks again after the promo ends. CM: Oh sorry bout that folks.Didn't mean to fall asleep but......GOD HE BORES ME! I mean come on,night after night its the same thing<CM makes his voice a lil deeper>.........grunt snort fart I AM THE BULLGOD........I AM KUTTER PHUCKEN FLASH........I WILL GORRRRRREEEEEEE YOU!.........I WILL GRUNT AT YOU............I WILL SNORT AT YOU..........I WILL EVEN FART ON YOU!!!!!............<CM gets his voice back to its normal sounding> I mean come on pal.Granted the run for Taco Bell border thing was new,but Kutter they dropped that slogan a few years back. I mean now they say something like yo quiero taco bell or some shit like that.Speaking of Taco Bell,I think after I finish this promo I'll go get me one of those chalupas.<CM looks around for a second then a smile comes over his face> Hey Kutter Phucken Flash....yeah I talking to you big man,I got an idea......forget Monday lets get it on now.......KUTTER GET YOUR SORRY FUCKING ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW!!!! *The fans all gasp at the stupidity of CM. They gasp again as "Bullgod" begins to play. Everyone turns to the entrance an suddenly out walks Lil Kut. Thats right CM has found a midget to dress up as Kutter,no its not Loki either.The fans are laughing as Lil Kut storms to the ring.Lil Kut trys to slide in the ring but he has to have a couple of tech guys give him a boost. Finally after walking around the ring Lil Kut gets a mic. The first thing he does is grunt,then snort,an then after a pause farts. CM: Ha....ha....ha.... Hi there Lil Kut before you GORE me from here to next week what have you got to say? Lil Kut<grunting then snorting an farting again>: I AM KUTTER PHUCKEN FLASH !!!!!!...........I AM THE BULLGOD!!!!....... I EAT CRUISERWEIGHTS FOR BREAKFAST!!!!!!!.......... I AM GONNA GORE YOU CHRISTIAN MICHAELS!!!!!!!.........YOU BETTER RUN FOR THE NEAREST TACO BELL!!!!!!!......AHHHHH.......GORRRRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!..... CM: Ok there lil trooper you really wanna piece of me? Lil Kut: GORRRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!! CM: Well ok lil guy let me get ready. Lil Kut: GORRRRRREEEEE!!!!!! CM: Yeah yeah I hear ya pal. Geesh this guy does have a one-track mind. *Now as a side note the real Kutter folks is in his room which CM has blocked off with a limo.Anyways CM unbuttons an takes off his very high priced shirt an lays it on the top rope,he then turns around an waves on Lil Kut. Lil Kut comes running an CM just puts his hand on Lil Kut's head an holds him at bay.The poor lil guy is swinging his arms wildly an CM just yawns an shoves the lil guy back onto his ass. Lil Kut gets up enraged an the fans can hear him even without a mic scream for the GORE. Lil Kut backs up into a corner an after snorting an grunting charges at CM full speed ahead. CM gives a mock look of fear as Lil Kut hits him with the GORE. Poor Lil Kut,when he hits CM he gives a giant fart an then hits the ground outcold,CM on the other is still standing.CM walks back over an grabs his mic again. CM: Now Kutter let that be a lesson to ya boy. I may be a cruiserweight an in the position of David.........but we all know David beat Goliath pal. The initial shock an fear of facing you is gone pal. Now when you look into my eyes you will see nothing but a COLD,GREEN STARE! My eyes might not be black like a shark's but are green instead,yet when I step into this ring to face you........ALL YOU WILL LOOK INTO IS A COLD AN TERRIFYING STARE FROM MY GREEN EYES! NOW WHY DON'T YOU SHOVE THAT IN YOUR PIPE AN SMOKE IT! *CM tosses the mic outside an looks at the still out Lil Kut. CM shakes his head raises his hands for another pop an then walks up the ramp to the back.Perhaps this showing of having no more fear will impress our dear Commishioner Hollywood. |
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(LMAO! Okay, I got to hand it to you, that was funny. But how can you get a limo in the hallway?? Just wondering. Now to get on with your ass kicking. "I am the Bullgod" blasts again, just as CM makes it to the curtain. Yes, the fans go up, stare in CM's direction because like a train wreck, no one can look away. CM takes a step back, then another, then another, then another, as the REAL Kutter PHUKEN [No 'C'] Flash takes steps forward, nose to nose with CM- Kutter has to look down a ways to do it, but he backs CM all the way back to the ring. Kutter leads him inside, and Kutter slides in, too. Lil Kuts is still out cold. Kutter is handed a mic.) Kutter Flash: "Alrighty, you little maggot, you spineless coward. This little show to impress the commissioner... impressive, yes; realistic- HELL THE FUCK NO!!! It's obvious why you tried to keep me in my room... scared to death I would say, boy... but lucky for you and the fans in attendance, Rocko let me out... now I'm here, and you have some answering to do..." (Kutter paces back and forth, flipping his hair around. He stalks CM, who stays in the corner.... Now Kutter takes a gander at the Lil Kuts on the canvas.) KF: "Funny. How much did you pay him? I wonder... how much is your life worth to you, rich boy? See, I'm not like Wasted Youth, I'm not like Superstar... I'll take bribes... I am no better than a mercenary for hire.... so how much will you pay me not to kill you?" (CM doesn't pull out any pocket book... none at all. Kutter is not pleased at all. Kutter yanks up Lil Kuts and sends him up and over the ropes with one arm, and gets right in CM's face.) KF: "I can see from that dumbass look on your face that you aren't looking forward to the next few minutes, boy! Nothing to worry about, you still got about two minutes to live! Christian Michaels... Christian, Christian... I wonder... do you believe in God? If you do... will he save you from my wrath right now? Will he? Huh, Christian? Where is your God now? Why won't he save you? Where is your help?" (CM is a bit paranoid now, quieter than normal. Who would have known that Rocko would have freed Kutter? Thanks, Rocko. W2K loves ya, man!) KF: "What, CM? What is wrong? Isn't this what you wanted? To humiliate me in front of everyone? Didn't you want to put me on ths spot with that little charade?? You think I was embarassed by Midget man? Do you think that made any differance at all on the out come of our match? DO YOU?" (CM looks away from Kutter, but utters a "No...") KF: "YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT IT DIDN'T!! (Kutter is REALLY into CM's face now.) KF: "You see, you little prick... none of your little running buddies are around to save you.. where is Kox? Where is Freak? Where is your God? I don't see any of them, CM... none of them and your ass is about to feel my full GORE... the move you laughed at tem minutes ago you'll be hospitalzed over in just thiry seconds... Tell me, CM.... how does it feel to know that you will die in thirty seconds?" (CM doesn't answer- Kutter drops the mic, and heads to the other side of the ring, and all at once, yells, "HERE I COME!" as he sprints full speed at CM.... CM freezes like a deer caught in headlights, but is yanked out of the ring by... Superstar! What the Fuck?! Kutter is still running and hits the ringpost- almost- with his shoulder... but he holds onto the turnbuckle to save himself, he pops out, as Super and CM [????] walks up the aisle to a huge pop....) KF: "FINE! Run for now, rich boy... run for now.... run.... I'm coming to get you... and if you want it so bad... this Monday you will revieve W2K's first Stinky face!!! I see through you, you lil prick..." (Kutter hops out of the ring, and sends Lil Kuts through about fifty thousand tables- the crowd loves it... then static as Kutter leaves....) |
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| *The scene opens up with CM standing beside Superstar in the back outside CM's locker room.CM has gotten his composure back from being scared nearly shitless.He looks to Super an pats Super on the back. This doesn't please the quote "God".CM removes his hand an looks at Super. CM: Yo thanks for saving my ass out there boss monkey.I was about to become a shorty like Lil Kut. Super:HA... you were about to be cut in half like Lil Kut... it's not smart to piss around with that Man Beast wanna be, Chrisitan. If you get killed, who the Hell is going to bring me my pizza's? That is, when Ravage ISN'T doing prank calls..... But I didnt necessarily do it for you... I had to make a public appearance anyway- you know, for the fans!! CM :Look for the last time........ I AM NOT YOUR DAMN PIZZA BOY!! Now get that through your thick skull,or is that ego of yours in the way?An for ole Kutter Phuken Flash I got a lil suprise for him on Monday. That surprise should be on its way to the airport right now on my private jet. Ha bet you don't have a private jet! Super: Oh then you must be the guy who brings me my Chinese.Damn man,next time bring more sweet an sour! CM: I don't bring your crazy ass anything pal. Man what are you still doing here anyways? Aren't you late for a meeting with somebody about something an then heading to an autograph session? Super: Uh, yeah actually I am, next time I'll just let Kutter break you in half. CM: Yeah an next time don't remove my name from the list of people that are signing autographs at events. Ya do an I may just have to bruise your ego PAL! Super : FOOK YOU CM<as Super is walking off>: AN WHAT THE HELL IS "FOOK YOU"? *Super continues to walk away an his only reply to CM's question is flipping CM off. CM is a lil upset with this but realizes Super is the champion so maybe he has the right to be cocky as hell.Anyways CM stops to ponder how a limo did fit in the hall anyway.CM after thinking an walking into his room turns back to Patty an begins to talk . CM: OK let me clear up something real quick folks,how a limo fit into the hall? I haven't a fucking clue,I paid some guy to do it. Now Mr. Flash, I only backed down from you because I can't rob the fans of such an exciting match. I mean if I had kicked your ass tonight what would the fans do on Monday? Watch Big Bertha an Blondie?I mean if ya think about there isn't really too many exciting men on the card besides me. I must admit Jericho will school the hell out of Sickness,of course Super vs Wasted Youth COULD be good,but hell lets be honest....... I am "Show Stopper" Christian Michaels ! I AM THE FUTURE OF W2K!! An you Kutter are just another foothold in my trip to the top of the mountain. I am a 6'3,233lb,blonde haired,green eyed,soon to be Southern Champion of Mid South Champioship Wrestling SHOW STOPPER. From now on whenever CM walks by all the ladies will be like: OMG! Its CM! He is so dreamy an the future of pro-wrestling !,That is a fact that no matter how much it pisses you off Kutter you will just have to deal with. Now as I have so stated I am in the position of David in our match. Now I may not have a slingshot with a rock in it,hell we both know that won't stop you,but I do have a secret weapon. In fact it should arrive at the airport with-in the next ten minutes. If that don't work I have me a special Dodge Ram fitted with a super-durable front end ready to mow you down if need be.Kutter,Bullgod,Jackass that smells really bad.........on Rage you will fall victim to a new an more focused CM. You see my climb to the top cannot really begin until I clear my head of all the petty things in my life. Those have been purged,now there is only the CM who will become the next Cruiserweight Champion. There is only the CM who fears NO opponent! The CM that backs down from NO ONE! THE CM THAT WILL PUT AN END TO YOUR PATH OF DESTRUCTION ON RAGE! You caught me off guard tonight by getting free,but on Monday there will be no limos,no Super,not even any Lil Kut to stop us from once again proving that David will ALWAYS defeat Goliath. So Bullgod,you go an fill up on a whole bunch of those famed Taco Bell burrittos an have yaself a good ole time farting up until our match.Boy,when it comes match time on Monday.........Your ass will take the Fall courtesy of the Smokey Mountain Drop! *CM then ushers Patty out of the room.The last thing the camera see's is CM getting ready to work out for the match Monday. |
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