'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill  Clinton.  

One  student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that  they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an  A+ for this report.  

Titanic:. ... cost -  $29.99
Clinton: ..... cost -  $29.99


Titanic: ..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:. .... Over 3  hours to read

Titanic: ..... The story of Jack and Rose , their  forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: ..... The  story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent  catastrophe.

Titanic: ..... Jack is a starving  artist.
Clinton: ..... Bill is a bullshit  artist.

Titanic: .... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.  
Clinton: ..... Ditto for  Bill.

Titanic: ..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets  ruined.
Clinton: ..... Ditto for  Monica.

Titanic: ..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: ...... Let's  not go there.

Titanic: ..... Rose gets to keep her  jewellery.
Clinton: ...  Monica is forced to  return her gifts.

Titanic: ..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest  of her life.
Clinton: ..... Clinton doesn't  remember Jack____.

Titanic: ..... Rose goes down on a vessel full  of seamen.
Clinton:. .... Monica...ooh, let's not go  there, either.

Titanic: ..... Jack surrenders to an icy  death.
Clinton: ..... Bill goes home to Hilary -  basically the same thing.