Jimmy Johnson (Nascar, Lowe's driver, #48)
I used to think he was soooooooo cute.
Okay, he is still totally cute, however, he is also a big jerk and I can barely stand him anymore (he doesn't treat his fans very well and acts like he is God's gift to mankind).
Anyway, I would want a tiny little smooch from him on my cheek.
Not for the reason you think.
Not because he is so cute or so famous or all that jazz.
I would make him do it out of spite because he detests that sort of stuff.