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Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla

Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check Cuervo again to be sure of highest quality.
Pour one level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar, beat again.

At this point best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup,
just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck the cup of dried fruit. Pick
the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fruit gets stuck
in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
check for tonsisticity.

Next sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat
off the turner. Finally throw the bowl through the window. Finish the Cose
Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

CHERRY MISTMAS!

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