Not getting any satisfaction from the WhiteHouse while they're having a Constitution-burning party? Write to the newest leader of the "free world."
He's a patriot, but knows it's a small world and concerned about you, too. He talks Q&As with people from all over the world and doesn't have a robot named Ari Fleischer. (So don't judge a book a book by its "cover." While the KGB was up to no-good, the CIA was getting worse!) No math questions. Like me, he's not a math engineer. Does he have an keep secrets? Don't you?