#9  The queen's not buying your assertion that the strip club being built behind the capitol building is strictly for tourism purposes.

#8  Your nuclear capability is limited to dental X-rays.

#7  It's hard to properly run a country when you're always busy unclogging your throne.

#6  Your air power is crippled when Master Sergeant Timmy's kite gets stuck in a tree.

#5  When you show up at the U.N., the superpower ambassadors always give you a wedgie and take your lunch money.

#4  No chance of a "Girls of Tinystan" edition of Playboy.

#3  The Liechtensteiners keep asking to borrow a cup of sugar.

#2  Postmaster Mom put your freshman picture on all the stamps.

and the Number 1 Downside to Owning Your Own Small Country...

While your Director of Homeland Security is busy chasing squirrels, foreign invaders disrupt the seat of government by tipping over your Porta-Parliament building.