#10  Always being mistaken for a drunken Danny DeVito.

#9  Apparently, Boudreaux's Butt Paste only works on *infant* diaper rash.

#8  No worker's comp for arrow-in-foot injuries.

#7  Fast-food diets forced a switch to 1.25-inch broadhead arrows to bring down those 300-pound Midwesterners.

#6  NAMBLA creeps who ask for wingjobs.

#5  Having to put up with that "only shoot it if you're going to eat it" crap from Ted Nugent.

#4  Frivolous lawsuits filed by People for the Ethical Treatment of Backsides.

#3  There remains a desperate need for swaddling loincloths that meet the varied demands of today's modern mobile matchmaker.

#2  Larry Craig bribing you to shoot arrows through the bathroom stall partitions.

and the Number 1 Pet Peeve of Cupid...