#10 What kind of hair that is in our food
#9 What the absolute worst job in the porn industry is
#8 How porcupines mate
#7 Where the bucket of balls goes after a long day of neutering at the ASPCA
#6 Why those guys kept calling our wife "Vacuum" at her tenth high-school reunion
#5 What aliens actually learn from all those anal probes
#4 How many nanoseconds it takes Bill Gates to earn our annual salary
#3 Exactly which aperture Taco Bell is referring to with its new "Fire in the Hole" burrito
#2 Whether Grandma is a moaner or a screamer
and the Number 1 Thing We Really Don't Want to Know...
Mom and Dad's all-time favorite position