Happy Birthday Dr. Jen. This is one of those moments, too common, when words fail to equal the gratitude of the event and moment.
You need a tickle. <slap>
Not that kind of tickle? <punch>
That kind neither? <The two Doctors grab the boor by each leg, and make their wish come true>
Yeeoww!
OK. You have to read this out loud, to
yourself, and fake a Svedish accent.
Sven bought a new car, and said to Peter,
"Hey Peter! I bought a me a new car.
Wood you lika to go fora drive vith me ina my new car?"
Peter said, "ja Sven. I'da like to a go vith you for a drive ina your new car."
So off they went. Out into the country on a nice Sunday drive.
Soon, Sven came to a "T" junction of the road, and had to turn right or left.
He said to Peter, "I don'ta know ifa mah turn signal's a workin or not.
Wooda you sticka your head outta da vinder der, and tell me ifa it's a workin or not?"
Peter said, "Sure Sven. Ima glad to do it.
So Peter stuck his head out the vinder, oops, window, and said,
"Turn it on!"
Sven turned on the turn signal.
Peter:
Ja! (pause)
No! (pause)
Ja! (pause)
No! (pause)
Ja! (pause) No!....
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