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| From: _Xer (Original Message) | Sent: 12/3/2008 9:15 AM |
DUMB QUESTIONS?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat-food?
Would a fly without wings be called walks?
PUNS
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A man walks in to a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and asks, "A beer please and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were really nothing to look at.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, "Dam!"
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.
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