Well, for one thing, Kremes change. They're one way after ten minutes, and another after three hours.
Now those little ones wrapped in cellophane in the 7-11 store, from Hostess, don't change, don't go stale, and are cheaper. You can use them as door stops at your house, as tired stops for your truck, and as hockey pucks. You can slip one in your back pocket so folks is thinkin' you been ridin the bulls with your chewin tabacky. You can skip them across the water in games of skippin stones, and nobody got rocks that can skip better. If one of your lug nuts goes bad, you can screw them on for a temporary hold and fix. You can use one in place of the rag for your gas cap, and after all that, you can still eat 'em if yer hungry, and they taste just the same too.
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