Pikes, I've a guest room available if you want to come hang out in the Ozarks for a bit....   I have a dog that sheds more than any creature I ever encountered, and I'm not the best housekeeper, but if you can stand the drifts of dog-hair that tend to build up in the corners (not in the guest room where he is forbidden,) you are more than welcome to hang out for a while.  I can keep you fed and entertained (I'll let you use my DSL connection whenever you need it, and I have sattelite TV,) but will mostly just let you be.....   Also, check your AOL email..... 

 

As for creating a new Cafe over on Aimoo.....  Sorry, folks, it will take somebody with more than half a brain left to accomplish that task.....