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Clean Laughs : The Old Russian Gentleman
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From: †Texasgal�?/A>  (Original Message)Sent: 4/29/2008 10:04 AM
After many years of trying, the Russian family was finally
able to bring grandpa to America to live with them. The old
gentleman could only speak Russian.

Each day when the family members were at work grandpa would
spend his time in the park, walking, watching the children
play and feed the ducks a few crumbs he brought along. So
that he would be able to get a little something to eat they
taught him to say, "apple pie, coffee."

Each day he would go to the nearby deli, climb on a stool at
the counter and say to the counterman, "Apple pie, coffee."

This worked well for him until one day he decided that he
just couldn't take another piece of apple pie. So the family
taught him to say, "Ham sandwich, coke."

He went to the park the next day looking forward to being
able to order a ham sandwich in stead of apple pie. Smiling
to himself he climbed onto the stool at the counter and
waited his turn.

When the counterman asked for his order he proudly said,
"Ham sandwich, coke."

To which the counterman asked, "White or rye?"

The old man replied, "Um, apple pie, coffee."


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