Tommy and the Brose         Tommy entered the classroom with a great big swollen nose that was red as a beet.
  His teacher gasped, "Tommy, what in the world happened to your nose?"
  Tommy answered, "I smelled a brose."
  His teacher asked, "What's a brose?"
  Tommy replied, "You know, the flower."
  His teacher corrected him, "Tommy, rose does not have a 'b' in it."
  Tommy objected, "This rose did."
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