Tommy and the Brose Tommy entered the classroom with a great big swollen nose that was red as a beet.
His teacher gasped, "Tommy, what in the world happened to your nose?"
Tommy answered, "I smelled a brose."
His teacher asked, "What's a brose?"
Tommy replied, "You know, the flower."
His teacher corrected him, "Tommy, rose does not have a 'b' in it."
Tommy objected, "This rose did."
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