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- No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
- When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
- If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.
- You can't trust dogs to watch your food.
- Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot.
- Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
- Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic-tac.
- Never hold a dustbuster and a cat at the same time.
- School lunches stick to the wall.
- You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap.
- It's hard to unlearn a bad word.
- It's easier to see the mistakes on someone else's paper.
- A pencil without an eraser may as well just be a pen.
- Sometimes the best one in the play has the fewest lines.
- Twelve is a lot older than eight.
- Sometimes your best move is blocked by your own checkers.
- Don't say that the "Last One is a Rotten Egg" unless you're absolutely sure there's a slow kid behind you.
- If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
- Your room gets smaller as you get bigger.
- You can't start over just because you're losing the game.
- A snow day is more fun than a vacation day.
- All libraries smell the same.
- If you want someone to listen to you, whisper it.
- Sometimes you have to take the test before you've finished studying.
- Silence can be an answer.
- If you throw a ball at someone, they'll probably throw it back.
- Don't nod on the phone.
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