During a recent ecumenical gathering, a secretary rushed in shouting, "The building is on fire!"

The Methodists gathered in the corner and prayed.

The Baptists cried, "Where is the water?"

The Lutherans posted a notice on the door declaring the fire was evil.

The Quakers quietly praised God for the blessings that fire brings.

The Roman Catholics passed the plate to cover the damage.

The Congregationalists shouted, "Every man for himself!"

The Jews posted symbols on the doors hoping the fire would pass.

The Fundamentalists proclaimed, "It's the vengenance of God!

The Episcopalians formed a procession and marched out.

The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no fire.

The Presbyterians appointed a chairman who was to appoint a committee to look into the matter and submit a written report.

The secretary grabbed the extinguisher and put the fire out.