Those of you who have children will enjoy this one a friend sent to me...

 

My dad gave me a one dollar bill
Cause I'm his smartest son
And I swapped it for two shiny quarters
Cause two is more than one. 

And then I took the quarters
And traded them to Lou
For three dimes--I guess he didn't know
That three is more than two. 

Then along came old blind Bates
And just cause he can't see
He gave me four nickels for my three dimes. 

And I took the nickels to Hiram Coombs
Down at the seed and feed store
And the fool gave me five pennies for them
And five is more than four. 

And then I went and showed my dad
And he got red in the cheeks
And closed his eyes and shook his head--
Too proud of me to speak!