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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. ! |
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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey - he's always stuffed ! |
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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth ! |
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What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow ! |
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What party game did Jekyll like best ?
Hyde and Seek ! |
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Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball ! |
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How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick ! |
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Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas ! |
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What did one Angel say to the other ?
Halo there ! |
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What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ?
Cross mouse cards ! |
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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe |
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What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) ! |
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How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed ?
You wake up wet ! |
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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ?
Frost bite ! |
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What do reindeer always say before telling you a joke?
This one will “sleigh�?you! |
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How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb and seven to hold Rudolph down! |
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