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Any friend of yours -- is a friend of yours. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Do you still love nature, despite what it did to you? He is living proof that man can live without a brain! If you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean. If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid. Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap. Keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested. One more wrinkle and you'd pass for a prune. Ordinarily people live and learn. You just live. Whatever is eating you -- must be suffering horribly. You are so dull, you can't even cut a fart. You are so dumb, you stand on a chair to raise your IQ. You are so old, even your memory is in black and white. You are very smart. You have brains you never used. You got more issues than National Geographic! You must have a very large brain, to hold so much ignorance. |
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You are a black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem. You are a couple of slates short of a full roof. You are a couplet short of a sonnet. You are a cup and saucer short of a place setting. You are a deadbolt with a broken cylinder. You are a few beads short in her rosary. a half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. A mud pack is good for the complexion. I suggest you leave it on. A rejection letter from MENSA wouldn't be to much of a surprise for you now, would it? A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind. After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us. All day I thought of you...I was at the zoo. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? Are you always an idiot, or just when I'm around? Are your parents siblings? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and worse way! |
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Boy if my dog were that ugly I would shave his ass and make him walk backwards. Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing. By the way, the zoo called, the babboons want their buts backs so you'll have to find a new face. Can I borrow your head for my rock garden?! Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to like you? Don't let your mind wander - it're far too small to be let out on its own. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
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