1. I've smoked fatter joints than that
2. Ahhhh, it's soo cute.
3. Shall we just cuddle?
4. You know you can get surgery to fix that.
5. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
6. Wow, and your feet are so big.
7. It's OK, we'll work around it.
8. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
9. (giggle and point)
10. Can I be honest with you?
11. This explains your car.
12. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
13. Why is God punishing me?
14. At least this won't take long.
15. I never saw one like that before.
16. But it still works, right?
17. It looks so unused.
18. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
19. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
20. Are you cold?
21. If you get me real drunk first....
22. Is that an optical illusion?
23. What is that?
24. Does it come with an air pump?
25. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.