DIET JOKES Question: Why are you eating so fast? Answer: I want to eat as much as I can before I lose my appetite. DOUBLE BUBBLE GUM, BUBBLE DOUBLE The Four Food Groups are: Fast, Frozen, Instant and CHOCOLATE! I am on a 90 day wonder diet, So far I have lost 45 days "Taste Makes Waist" I am donating my body to Science Fiction To many square meals make round people What do you call a man who abandons his strict diet? desserter HAVE A GREAT DAY!
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