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 Message 1 of 3 in Discussion 
From: highsierra  (Original Message)Sent: 1/20/2009 10:37 PM
Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I eased my
car over to  the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the
car and opened the trunk.

I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at
the rear Of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so lifelike
you wouldn't believe!  They are in trench coats, exposing their
nude bodies and private parts to  the approaching drivers.
I started to change my tire, and to my surprise, cars started
slowing down looking at my lifelike men. And of course, traffic
started backing up.  Everybody was tooting their horns and
waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled
up behind me.

He got out of his car and started walking towards me. I could
tell he was not a happy camper!

"What's going on here? "
"My car has a flat tire," I said calmly.
"Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here
by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him,
"Hello-O-O-O-O-O,  those are my emergency flashers!"

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 Message 2 of 3 in Discussion 
From: MSN Nicknamealwaysbe_nice2Sent: 1/22/2009 11:32 AM
LOL I want 2 of those!

 Message 3 of 3 in Discussion 
From: MSN NicknameMaggienTommysmomSent: 1/22/2009 9:36 PM
your a sick woman.