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From: MSN Nicknametessa111855  (Original Message)Sent: 8/28/2008 6:37 PM

HOW TO INSTALL THE ULTIMATE HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
Hey Bubba
Me, Big Jim, Duke and Slim went for more ammunition. Back in an hour.
Don't mess with the pit bulls-- they attacked Mom this morning and messed her up real bad. I don't think Killer took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house.

Better wait outside.

'Cooter'



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From: MSN NicknameUrdetteSent: 8/29/2008 9:11 PM
Love it!
 
Urda