DEAR AGONYAUNT CLAIRE, MY PROBLEM IS THAT I'M A BRILLIANT IMPERSONATER BUT NO-ONE ELSE SEEMS TO APPRECIATE MY SKILLS. CAN U HELP ME CONVERT MY AUDIENCE??????

 

 

YOURS SINCERELY

HI M.Y.  HAS ANYONE EVER SAID THAT YOUR GOOD....EVER.... IF NOT I WOULD GIVE IT UP AS A BAD JOB.

 

TRY TURNING YOUR HAND TO SOMETHING ELSE, LIKE MAGIC, THEN IF THAT FAILS TOO, AT LEAST YOU CAN DO A DISSAPEARING ACT.

 

YOURS SINCEARLY,  AUNTY CLAIRE.

DEAR AUNTY CLAIRE, I'M A SHY SENSITIVE LAD ,NOT BAD AT FOOTBALL, AND NOT EXACTLY GOOD LOOKIN' BUT MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS GOING OUT DURING THE DAY AND COMING BACK WITH LOADS OF BAGS. DO YOU THINK SHE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH SOMEONE CALLED  VERSACHE ?  OR IS IT ME BEING PARANOID.  WE 'VE GOT IT INTO OUR HEADS THAT EVERYONE FANCIES HER AND SHE'S DEAD FIT.  IM AT MY WITS END AS I'M OFF TO GERMANY IN THE SUMMER ON BUSINESS AND I NEED TO PERFORM.  PLEASE, PLEASE ,PLEASE TELL WHAT I SHOULD DO...

 

YOURS SINCERELY         W.R.      

HI WR.  FIRST OF ALL LET ME BE BRUTALLY HONEST WITH YOU. IF THATS THE ( AHEM LADY) IN THE PICTURE THEN THE BEST THING I CAN SUGGEST IS KICK HER TO THE KERB.

WHAT A MINGER.

AS FOR HER HAVING AN AFFAIR, ERR WHAT DO YOU THINK, UNLESS SHES  SHES BEEN THROUGH THE WHOLE OF THE BLIND COMMUNITY, I THINK YOUR SAFE.

ALTHOUGH SAFE ISNT A WORD I WOULD USE FREELY WITH A PIT BULL LIKE THAT .

GET YURSELF OFF TO GERMANY, PLAY LIKE THE CHAMP YOU ARE AND FIND YOURSELF A NICE GERMAN FRAULINE.

 

YOURS, AUNTY CLAIRE.

GOOD ADVICE ZOE .... WORTH A THOUGHT LOL.