SOUTHERN MEDICAL TERMS

Benign......................... What you be, after you be eight.
Artery......................... The study of paintings.
           Bacteria....................... Back door to cafeteria.
           Barium......................... What doctors do when patients die.
Caesarean Section............... A neighborhood in Rome.
Cat scan........................ Searching for Kitty.
          Cauterize...................... Made eye contact with her.                     
          Colic.......................... A sheep dog.
Coma........................... A punctuation mark.
      D&C............................ Where Washington is.                           
      Dilate......................... To live long.
                                       Enema.......................... Not a friend.
                                       Fester......................... Quicker than someone else.
     Fibula......................... A small lie.
     G.I. Series.................... World Series of military baseball.
Hangnail....................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent....................... Distinguished, well known.
                                        Labor Pain..................... Getting hurt at work.
                                       Medical Staff.................. A Doctor's cane.
                                                            Morbid......................... A higher offer.
                                                            Nitrates....................... Cheaper than day rates.
    Node........................... I knew it.
   Outpatient..................... A person who has fainted.
Pap Smear...................... A fatherhood test.
Pelvis......................... Second cousin to Elvis.
                                                Post Operative................. A letter carrier.
                                                Recovery Room.................. Place to do upholstery.
                                                Rectum......................... Pretty near killed him.
Secretion...................... Hiding something.
     Seizure........................ Roman emperor.                             
    Tablet......................... A small table.
Terminal Illness............... Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor.......................... One plus one more.
                  Urine.......................... Opposite of you're out.
                  Varicose....................... Near by/close by.