BEAMED UP I WAS ONCE BEAMED UP BY AN ALIEN AN EXPERIENCE IT CERTAINLY WAS IT TOOK JUST A COUPLE OF MINUTES AS WE FLASHED BY ALL OF THE STARS ON EXACTLY WHICH PLANET WE LANDED I HONESTLY DON'T HAVE A CLUE I DARE NOT ASK ANY QUESTIONS LETS FACE IT, WOULD ANY OF YOU THEIR HANDS WERE MISHAPEN AND EYES THEY HAD THREE AND I SWEAR TO THIS DAY ONE TOOK A FANCY TO ME I WAS QUITE FLATTERED I KNOW IT SOUNDS SAD BUT AS ALIENS GO THIS ONE WAS'NT TO BAD YES, HE WAS GREEN AND HAD A NOSE LIKE A TRUMPET I STILL HAD THIS FELLING THAT I WAS HIS BIT CRUMPET HE SPOKE PERFECT ENGLISH WHICH WAS TERRIBLY HANDY AND WHEN WE LEFT THE SPACE SHIP I ALSO FOUND OUT HE WAS RANDY HE WHIPPED OUT HIS WOTSIT AND I STARTED TO SCREAM AND THEN I AWAKENED IT HAD ALL BEEN A DREAM |