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| I AM SO BROKE,
I CAN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION
| I DON'T DO MORNINGS!
| I HAVE PMS AND A GUN DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?
| I HAVE PMS!
BE AFRAID.
BE VERY AFRAID!
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| I HAVEN'T FOUND MR. RIGHT BUT I'VE FOUND MR. CHEAP, MR. SLEAZY & MR. WRONG!
| I MAJORED IN
LIBERAL ARTS,
WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT?
| I WANT MY MAN TO HAVE A VCR
VERY CUTE REAR!
| I WORKOUT EVERYDAY, MOSTLY FRUSTRATIONS & ANGER!
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| IF THESE ARE MY WONDER YEARS…I WONDER WHERE THEY WENT!
| IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANYTHING NICE TO SAY�?WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
| IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY DRIVING, THEN STAY OFF THE SIDEWALK!
| IF YOU SHOWER IN YOUR CLOTHES, IT SHOWS YOU'RE CRAZY. IF YOU SHOWER NUDE, IT SHOWS YOU'RE NUTS!
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| IF YOU'RE RICH, I'M SINGLE!
| I'M 17! GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT CARDS & YOUR KEYS AND GET OUT OF MY WAY!
| I'M GOING NUCK'EN FUTZ!
| I'M NOT SHORT TEMPERED…I CAN STAY MAD FOR DAYS!
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| I'M ONLY HERE TO ANNOY
| I'M RETIRED! DO IT YOURSELF!
| IN DOG YEARS�?I'M DEAD!
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| JAVA JUNKIE
| JESUS LOVES YOU. EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
| LOOKING FOR MR.RIGHT (CROSSED OUT) MR. WONDERFUL (CROSSED OUT) MR.COFFEE
| LOST YOUR CAT? LOOK UNDER MY TIRES.
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MEN SUFFER FROM PMS TOO�?PRETENDING TO BE MACHO STUDS
| MY IDEA OF HIGH-STRESS IS ONE WHERE YOU HAVE TO WORK WITH OTHER PEOPLE.
| | NOT ALL MEN ARE ANNOYING... SOME ARE DEAD!
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| ON THE OTHER HAND YOU HAVE DIFFERENT FINGERS
| | | SING LIKE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU�?DANCE LIKE�?/B>
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SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE DOG…SOME DAYS YOU'RE THE HYDRANT!
| TGIF THANK GOD I'M FEMALE
| THE MORE PEOPLE I MEET�?THE MORE I LIKE MY DOG!
| THE PERFECT MALE. HORNY BUT SENSITIVE! (PIC OF BULL'S HEAD)
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| THERE ARE 4 BASIC FOOD GROUPS: MILK CHOCOLATE, DARK CHOCOLATE, WHITE CHOCOLATE
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THEY CALL IT PMS BECAUSE�?"MAD COW DISEASE" WAS ALREADY TAKEN.
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THEY KEEP SAYING THE RIGHT PERSON WILL COME ALONG…BUT I THINK MINE GOT HIT BY A TRUCK
| TO SOME IT'S A SIX-PACK TO ME IT'S A SUPPORT GROUP!
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| TODAY IS THE DAY THAT I'LL DEFINITELY GET EVERYTHING DONE! WELL, MAYBE...
| WARNING…DANGEROUS GASES
| WELL BEHAVED WOMEN RARELY MAKE HISTORY!
| WE'LL GET ALONG FINE AS SOON AS YOU REALIZE I'M GOD.
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YOU DON'T PLAY UNLESS YOU PAY & YOU CAN'T AFFORD ME!
| YOU! OUT OF THE GENE POOL!
| YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES TALK TO ME!
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| | BEER HELPING UGLY PEOPLE HAVE SEX SINCE | | BEING A PRINCESS IS A FULL-TIME JOB!
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