Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about...

Can  you cry under water?

How  important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated  instead of just murdered?

Why  do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a  "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

  Why  does a round pizza come in a square box?

  

What  disease did cured ham actually have?

   

How  is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good  idea to put wheels on luggage?

  

Why  is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every  two hours?

  

If  a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a  hearing?

   

Why  are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

  

Why  do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look  at things on the ground?  

  

Why  do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked  anyway.

   

Why  is "bra" singular and "panties" plural

   

Why  do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,  which no decent human being would eat?

   

Can  a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

  

If  the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why  can't he fix a hole in a boat?

  

Why  does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!  

  

If  Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just  buy dinner?

  

If  corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is  baby oil made from?

      

Do  the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same  tune?