“PJ's at FSS for the last 1hr 1/2�? It’s because a Forensic Science Jumble Sale has been arranged to raise more funds for Gerry and Kate. Items for sale include: 1 bag of clothing found at the airport (contents unspecified) 1 blanket (never used) 1 pair of Tanner’s spectacles (never used) 1 pair of luminous ‘Eyehore�?pyjamas (can be seen from 120m away) 1 camera (faulty timing device) 1 Bible (only 2 pages missing) 1 Diary (all pages either scribbled on, torn or missing) 1 bottle of perfume (‘The Scent of Death�? 2 ‘Cuddle Cats�?(1 old called ‘CC�? 1 new called ‘Mohammed�? 1 washing machine (worn out) 1 window shutter (unbroken) 1 fridge (two cold, frosty owners) 1 bag of dirty nappies (NOT leak proof ‘Pampers�? 1 bag of rotting meat (well, turkeys may be scarce this Christmas) 5000 red herrings (all overcooked) 1 phrase book (containing only 3 words �?‘ludicrous�? ‘hurtful�?and ‘unhelpful�? 500 sets of matching his/her co-ordinated outfits (only sold as sets �?no divorced items) 1 complete SAS outfit (can be exchanged for 1 ‘Action Man�?figure) 1 ton of Madeleine’s favourite cuddly toy (Auntie Phil) 100,000,000,000 wrist bands (can be exchanged for 2 pairs of handcuffs) 1 well used tennis racket (no good for ‘serving time�? [NB 1 forensic manual ‘Leaving No Stone Unturned�?(sorry, item no longer available - stolen by someone in the FSS] SO WHY NOT HURRY ALONG NOW TO THE ‘FSS CAR BOOT SOIL�? (All items going cheap �?except for Cuddle Cat which goes ‘meow�? This webset was assembled by Erin with Public Domain Tiles using one of the many auto-scripters available at  Chat_Central_Gateway  All rights reserved KENDOC 2005