| “PJ's at FSS for the last 1hr 1/2�
It’s because a Forensic Science Jumble Sale has been arranged to raise more funds for Gerry and Kate.
Items for sale include:
1 bag of clothing found at the airport (contents unspecified)
1 blanket (never used)
1 pair of Tanner’s spectacles (never used)
1 pair of luminous ‘Eyehore�pyjamas (can be seen from 120m away)
1 camera (faulty timing device)
1 Bible (only 2 pages missing)
1 Diary (all pages either scribbled on, torn or missing)
1 bottle of perfume (‘The Scent of Death�
2 ‘Cuddle Cats�(1 old called ‘CC� 1 new called ‘Mohammed�
1 washing machine (worn out)
1 window shutter (unbroken)
1 fridge (two cold, frosty owners)
1 bag of dirty nappies (NOT leak proof ‘Pampers�
1 bag of rotting meat (well, turkeys may be scarce this Christmas)
5000 red herrings (all overcooked)
1 phrase book (containing only 3 words �‘ludicrous� ‘hurtful�and ‘unhelpful�
500 sets of matching his/her co-ordinated outfits (only sold as sets �no divorced items)
1 complete SAS outfit (can be exchanged for 1 ‘Action Man�figure)
1 ton of Madeleine’s favourite cuddly toy (Auntie Phil)
100,000,000,000 wrist bands (can be exchanged for 2 pairs of handcuffs)
1 well used tennis racket (no good for ‘serving time�
[NB 1 forensic manual ‘Leaving No Stone Unturned�(sorry, item no longer available - stolen by someone in the FSS]
SO WHY NOT HURRY ALONG NOW TO THE ‘FSS CAR BOOT SOIL�
(All items going cheap �except for Cuddle Cat which goes ‘meow�
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