Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a REAL vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. The next morning they headed for the beach, dressed in their "tourist" garb. They were sitting on their beach chairs, enjoying a drink when all of a sudden this "drop dead, gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini came walking straight toward them. They couldn't help staring. As she passed by she smiled and said, "Good Morning, Father, Good Morning, Father" nodding addressing each of them individually. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests. The next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits. This time they were so loud, you could hear them coming before you could see them. Again, they settled on the beach in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a while, the same gorgeous blond came strolling by - this time wearing a string bikini. They were really glad that they were wearing sunglasses,because their eyes were about to pop out of their heads. As she approached, she again nodded and said, "Good morning, Father, Good morning, Father" and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it. "Wait, please young lady. Yes, we are priests and proud of it, but I have to know - how in the world could you tell that we are both priests?" "Father, it's me, Sister Angela