After a hard week at the office, a young lady decided to see a movie by herself and just relax. The movie she picked was a popular one, and the house was packed.
She finally found a lone seat in the middle of a row, she excused
herself to each person as she slowly worked her way towards the seat, only to find that the guy sitting behind it was slouched down in his seat, with his legs draped over the back of the seat she found.
She asked the man to please remove his legs, so she could sit down. He replied, "Uhhh." She repeated her request a little louder, but again he only replied, "Uhhh!"
"If you don't move your legs, I'm going to get the usher!" responded the woman. "Uhhh!" was his response. She worked her way back out of the aisle, and came back with an usher.
The usher approached the man and said, "Excuse me sir, You'll have to move your legs and sit up. We have a full house tonight, and this is the only available seat."
Again, the man replied, "Uhhh!"
The usher shot back, "Listen to me sir! If you don't move your legs right now, I'll come back with a cop and have you thrown out!" Again, the man only said, "Uhhh!"
"That's it!" snapped the usher, "I'm going to have you thrown out! Where did you come from anyway?"
The man weakly pointed upward and groaned,"The balcony!"
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