A young businessman started his own firm. He had just rented a
beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.

Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing
to appear busy and important, the businessman picked up the phone
and started to pretend he had a big deal in the works. He threw
huge figures around and made giant commmitments.

Finally, he hung up the phone and asked the visitor, "Can I help
you?"

The man said, "Yeah, I'm here to install the phones..."