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Blood donors needed. See the Count.
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Free Broom Rides
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Broom Parking - 5 cents
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Carve out some good times! (with carved pumpkin)
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Come as you aren't!
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Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!
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Ghosts have real spirit.
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Ghostly Greetings (on welcoming door sign)
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Halloween is a real treat.
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Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
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Remember the gh'oul times!
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Time for a coffin break.
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It's Hallo-scream!
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Have a spooktakular good time.
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Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.
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Have a fang-tastic night.
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Have a bootiful Halloween.
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Have a beary scary Halloween. (with bear)
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I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!
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You are bootiful.
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Ghoulia Child cooks here.
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I love being witchy
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Which witch are you?
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Don't be a scaredy cat.
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Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.
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I can’t stop falling in love with brew.
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I witch you a Happy Halloween.
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Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat.
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Trick or Treat. Be so sweet. Give me something good to eat.
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Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take!
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The most difficult Halloween trick is to get the treats and the kids to come out even.
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Happy Haunting!
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Sit for a spell and have some brew.
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Hang around for a spell. (with a witch's cauldron)
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Stop in for a spell. (yard sign)
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Come in for a spell. (welcoming sign)
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Come in for a bite.
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Mind your mummy.
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I want my mummy. (put with little mummy)
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Fresh spider cider. (put on a cauldron with spider on rim).
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Witches brew is good for you, sit for a spell, let yourself jell, and drink a lot from my pot.
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May our best witches go with you.
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Mummy's little monster (on a child's t-shirt or under child's picture)
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You're so boooo-tiful!
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That's witchful thinking.
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Welcome. The witch is in. ("in" can flip flop with "out")
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Free broom with flying lessons.
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Fangs for the memories and nightmares!
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Bugs & Hisses to you! (with spiders, bugs & snakes)
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My other car is a broom. (good bumper sticker)
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Living in a nudist colony takes the fun out of Halloween.
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Are you a good witch or are you a bad witch?
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Spooktacular booquets sold here. Free delivery.
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Off we go a-haunting. . .
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I'm too cute to spook. (on a child's t-shirt with cute ghost pic or under a pic of child in costume or on costume or treat bag)
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I only spook when spooken to.
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Have some boo bites. (put with Halloween candy dish)
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Boooo spooken here.
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If the broom fits, fly it.
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Booooooo tooooo yooooooooo!!!!!
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Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
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Please park all brooms at the door.
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It's the season for Halloween howls and pump grins.
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What a ghastly ghost!
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Caution! Ghost Crossing
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Caution! Witch Crossing
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Caution! Goblin Crossing
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Caution! Skeleton Crossing
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Caution! Monster Crossing
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Caution! Black Cat Crossing
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Caution! Low flying bats
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I'm a pleasingly plump pumpkin. (with big round pumpkin)
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Wipe that pump grin off your face! (put with grinning jack-o-lantern)
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Take a fright turn into the fright zone.
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Fright turn (directional yard sign)
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The graveyard shift is best. No bones about it! (with skeletons)
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Happy Halloween whatever you are!
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Jack-o-lanterns are on the cutting edge. (with carved pumpkins)
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The littlest pumpkins have the biggest grins. (with row of small grinning pumpkins)
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Boo to you from our crew.
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Scarecrows are too cute to scare.
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I'm too cute to scare. (sign on scarecrow or child's Halloween costume)
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Old witch Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With moss and slime,
and poisonous vine,
and toadstools all in a row.
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Three witches for you! (with three little witches)
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Practice safe hex. (with witch)
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Hugs & Kisses 5 cents
Bugs & Hisses 10 cents
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Be the ghostess with the mostess.
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Witch Parking
All others will be toad!
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RE-POSSESSED!
Haunted House For Sale
Inquire within.
Surrealestate, Inc.
Ima Gool, Agent (yard sign)
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Bats all folks!
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Skeleton Talk
by shirleyt
One skeleton said to the other,
"I have a bone to pick with you!"
And the old one said, "Not now.
My joints go out more than I do!"
. . . and they laughed humerously.
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Eat, drink and be scary.
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Bat Wing Soup
Now being served.
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Join us at the ghost post.
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If you want a tasty sweet. . .
Be sure to holler trick or treat!
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Missing
One Weird Thing
Please don't bring it back!
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Used Coffin For Sale
Over 400 years old
Ask for Drac!
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Wicked Witches Convention Tonight!
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Spooky Stew Sale
All natural living ingredients.
We deliver after midnight!