I'm dead. I went to DR for results of blood tests. Nothing wrong there. She takes my blood pressure and the machine refuses to read it She tried it 4 times and it still wouldn't register. She said if it wasn't for the fact it registered a pulse She was going to call a morgue wagon.

I thought for  moment I was going to be up for the cast of World War Z or the next Ramero film.

Sitting here on my bed (cos I'm feeling a bit ill at the mo) I can't find my pulse at all in my wrist. Getting worried cos this bug is making me feel very stiff.

I'm still breathing though but thats all.